Jade is the type of girl you fall in love with at first sight and even wait years to make sure everything is perfect. She’ll steal your heart and cherish it. This is a person everyone would dream about dating and stare at in the halls of school. She’s just filled with joy and positivity that keeps you going. She sings for you and sleeps on call with you and, Attempts, to play oboe. Jade is such an amazing person, especially if her birthday is 5/28. She is short. But that’s okay because she’s literally perfect. This ones a keeper right there! Get yourself an Jade and have wonderful late night calls all the time! Don’t be a goof and keep her happy, because you’ll never find another person quite like Jade.
N: Hey didn’t you say you found someone named Jade?
C: Yea, she’s really amazing! Can’t believe how lucky I am. It’s still hard to imagine.
N: Why is she so short bro?
C: Why are you so damn fine bro?
N: Oh.
C: Yea, she’s really amazing! Can’t believe how lucky I am. It’s still hard to imagine.
N: Why is she so short bro?
C: Why are you so damn fine bro?
N: Oh.
by Grogg76 March 8, 2022
Get the Jademug. a sad bitch with no life that puts out all her rage on her only friends cause she knows they wont ban her,usually met on skype or discord......and always a feminist
by Kagekun101 May 12, 2017
Get the Jade.mug. by Jade S. November 25, 2023
Get the Jademug. Jade loves anal, if you want abit see her and just give a wink, she'll be on you in 10 seconds however due to previous experiences her anal cavity is extrimly loose. Also she loves abit of pink sock. Her vagina stinks of prawn cocktail crisps, trust me I would know 👍
Your so JADE WIDDOWS
by Maxie9966 August 21, 2016
Get the Jade widdowsmug. 
Jade is someone who is gay.he always is hopping on a guy's dick never will you find him kissing a guy.he is thickest of them all.he calls himself thunder thighs.
My best friend jade, kissed me.
by Cumshot 343434 November 5, 2021
Get the Jademug. by Mlt0127 July 29, 2022
Get the Jadedmug.