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today there is no need to hide shit shoved into your matress cause its in the internet
by hibachi April 17, 2007
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internet overload

Similar to the feeling of eating to much Halloween candy, Internet Overload occurs when one spends to much time in front of a web browser reading forum replies, ventures out into the real world, and can temporarily no longer tolerate internet slang terms recited aloud such as: win, epic fail, lawl, omgwtfbbq, etc.

Internet Overload is often cured with the consumption of copious amounts of caffeine and viewing of Family Guy.
If the following phrase makes you want to punch someone you may have Internet Overload...or anger management problems...or you just prefer literacy...or a combination:

"O-M-G, dude! Last night I went to this party and my girlfriend said to meet her in a dark bedroom, so I did. Then after we sexed I turned on the light and found out it was her brother! It was a fail so epic it was almost a win!"
by AZX3RIC June 16, 2009
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internet connection

Smth that only exist for robots and gods .
hey ! there is a good internet connection in NASA and Mark Zuckerberg' home.

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by Jesusson July 9, 2017
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Slow internet connection

slow internet connections are unbelievably frustrating. Instead of speedy transmission it takes approximately 15 minutes for information to process. This disease is terribly annoying. Our humblest apologies
boston, America

Ronny: hey baby, how are you doing sweetheart...................

15 minutes later

Ronny: hey baby, how are doing sweetheart......................

Winnie: hey robbie sorry, i just heard the last part of you question. could you please repeat?.........................

15 minutes later

Ronny: repeat what honey?

slow internet connection - epic fail :(
by pinkhairtie June 8, 2010
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internet celebrity

someone who would never be famous in real life but, due to the magic of the internet, has become a recognizable name in chat rooms and forums.
tom from myspace, drew curtis(fark), star wars kid, icy hot stuntaz, pixieland guy, etc.
by ray March 25, 2005
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internet whore

1.Someone who, realising that they will not be recieving attention from boys they know in real life anytime soon, posts messages such as 'Im soo horny lol!' or 'im a blond model/phsicist' in hopes of ensnaring a pale faced, acne riddled 'cyber bf'.
2. Someone who feels the need to whine in poorly spelt topics about their suburban angst to strangers over the internet. This description could also be applied to every single Dashboard Confessional fan ever.
3.Anyone who has a webcam site and Amazon wish-list and finds that their 'daily routine' consists of sitting and looking pensive in flattering poses, whilst wearing a pair of emo glasses.
1.2HOTT4U why are you such an internet whore?

2.No-one cares about your C in maths, internet whore. Why don't you take your own advice and slash your stupid wrists.
by Ihateyouallsomuch September 2, 2005
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internet

a place where large amounts of porn can be found.
an example is not necessary
by John Smith February 26, 2004
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