ear dildo

Slang term for an ear plug, used at concerts, while doing yardwork, to sleep, etc.

Pat is such a douche that he wears ear dildos to concerts.

by Peacey P February 01, 2008

Pull your ear

To ask for someone's attention

salesman: may I pull your ear for a minute miss?
Girl: Sure, how can I help you

by NOWnLATER May 07, 2015

turn a deaf ear

Refuse to hear or listen to something or somebody on purpose.

When you really try to get people to listen and they don't, they obviously want to turn a deaf ear.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 20, 2005

pinning their ears back

Taken from what a dog does before it attacks. It means to charge or attack with full ferocity.

The quarterback is in trouble now. With no running game, they have to pass every play so the defensive line are pinning their ears back and rushing the quarterback.

by PriorKnowledge September 21, 2010

possum ear pussy

Pussy that is super tight and awesome, and little, like a possums ear!

Tyler: Hey bro, did you hit that last night?
Will: Fuckin A man, and it was some possum ear pussy!

by possum chaser July 25, 2011

cheers big ears

Brit English for thank you, with a hint of cheeky yet affectionate mockery thrown in.

- Can I borrow your calculator?
- Yeah go ahead
- Cheers big ears

by B0bbyB March 11, 2008

hookers ear

Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.

Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."

Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."

by lord doom September 04, 2007