humping

1) the act of rubbing on or against another person's body.

1) The boy jump on his mate and humped him crazy.
2) The girl bent down on all fours and allowed the boy to hump her crazy.

by Anonymous June 8, 2003

Boomer Humor

The type of humor from the baby boomers (people born between 1945-1975). The humor is typically about iPhones and how young people don’t understand how books work and how everyone is addicted to their phones. It’s really unfunny

Typical boomer humor:
Kid: Hey tommy why isn’t the book turning on when I tap it???
Tommy: I guess it’s out of battery????¿?¿

by Gimme the spaghetti O’s July 28, 2019

humorsexual

Someone who enjoys sexual humor.

GREG: Bobby.

BOBBY: What.

GREG: Did you know that Sharon Cox married Peter Eaton, and now her name is Sharon Eaton-Cox?

BOBBY: Greg, you're such a humorsexual.

GREG: I'm not a homosexual! I fucked Marsha!

BOBBY: No, I said a Humor Sexual.

GREG: Oh. Yep, sure am!

by Peter Fuller June 18, 2006

human horn

The olfactory organ found on a human. It is a very potent aphrodesiac.

"Human horn prices are skyrocketing in the black market."

by Mr. Feesh May 18, 2005

human

An INCREDIBLY ignorant and egotistical species. Claims to have "invented" all things that it benefits from, and is the first species to put FOOD under lock and key, making it a commodity.

The armadillo was killed by a human in its automobile.

by Adrian June 18, 2003

Human Dumbell

A position utilized by homosexuals in athletic settings in which a person with power (coach, manager, etc.) inserts one end of a piece of athletic equipment, such as a baseball bat, into his anus and forces another member of the team or coaching staff to do the same with the other end.

John: You won't believe what Ted and Rob are doing in the locker room with your baseball bat!
Bo: Is coach doing a human dumbell without me?

by TheRealFelixTheCat April 1, 2010

sport hump

A harmless heterosexual act of playful dominance.

Hey guys, lets sport hump my uncle.

by Very smart guy July 21, 2003