Home City Ice

(a.k.a. Home Shitty) Is an ice delivering company based out of Ohio. The trucks are over 30 years old and have a top speed of 35 mph, uphill. The ice buggies and pallet jacks never work and the ice stacks always tip over. If your ice pallet tips, it's tradition to drive home without telling anyone, leaving the mess for everyone else to clean up. It's company policy that if you damage any of the customers property, you must immediately flee the scene. The manager is half giant and the mechanic is missing half his teeth. They both smoke a pack of cigarettes daily, but are chill (pun intended) and don't really give a shit for their customers.

Home City Ice conversation ex.
Person 1: "Did you hear about that truck that got stuck under the Battle Creek Bridge?"
Person 2: "LMAO yea that was my coworker, he got fired."

Home City Ice by OmniYooper April 5, 2019

The Home Alone 

Whilst fucking a girl from behind, you pull out, come on her back. When she turns around you pull out your trusty can of mace, spray her directly in the eyes. She will then grap her cheeks and scream "AHHHHHHH" similar to Macauly Culkin in his premier roll as Kevin McAllister in the movie 'Home Alone'

I was fucking this lady cop from behind, came all over her ass and then grabbed that bitches mace and gave her the Home Alone

The Home Alone by OU77KG December 16, 2008

An Abyss Called Home 

An amazing new metalcore band from southern California. Also reffered to as AACH.
They have an amazing cover of the song tik tok by ke$ha.

Guy 1: hey did you hear An Abyss Called Home is playing at chain reaction next week?
Guy 2: seriously? Those guys kick ass!
Guy 1: are you down to go?
Guy 2: yeah but I better see you slam dancing in the pit or else you aren't my friend anymore
Guy 1: dude... Harsh...

An Abyss Called Home by HeyjohnWhatsyourname? March 10, 2010

Gary Come Home 

A song which made me cry. Spongebob and Gary are family forever.

"Gary come home." *starts sobbing*

Gary Come Home by ShivangIsMyDad October 1, 2018

take care of a few things at home

It usually means you don't want to go and do something, but alternatively it can also means you have the shits and you're too embarrassed/professional to say it.

Hey boss, I'm going to work remote today. I have to take care of a few things at home.

take care of a few things at home by coconuthead99 September 12, 2014

stay-at-home son 

(from stay-at-home mom) A man-child who exhibits the following traits:
-does controlled substances
-never allows more than 900 seconds to pass between tobacco cigarettes (during the sleeping hours, he must get up at least twice during an 8 hour period to burn one)
-bums money off of his friends and never pays them back
-the inability to hold a job for more than 40 hours
-lives with his parents after the age of 30
-gets checks from the government and spends 75 percent or more on cigarettes, lottery, or alcohol
-spends endless hours instant messaging women to try to pick them up for romantic purposes
-when having a beverage at home, uses a fresh cup for each drink and never helps with just the dishes that he himself created
-attracts alcoholic friends like a rare earth neodymium magnet, especially one who modified himself (cutter) while under the influence
-never puts CDs/DVDs back in their cases...discs last an average of 48 hours before noticeable scratches form
-always looking for a handout
-performs deliberate premeditated installation of spyware onto the PC that is loaned to him / uninstalls Firefox in favor of Internet Explorer
-leaves cigarette burn lines (yes lines, not holes) in the carpet
-listens only to modern rap narratives and goth-death-metal and must listen to it at 80 dBa at 1 meter
-thinks every risk (like spending $20 on a single scratch ticket) will turn out rosy, no matter how far fetched

George Costanza has some of the traits of a stay-at-home son.
One of my legacy friends has all of the above traits of a stay-at-home son.

stay-at-home son by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

HIMEOBS 

HIMEOBS (an acronym for His Imperial Majesty's Elite Orbital Bomber Squadron) is a well-known international group of hackers and Internet trolls who regularly associate together, share ideas and resources, and act in a concerted manner. According to their website, HIMEOBS has existed since 1992, with the intention of changing the philosophical attitudes of Western culture towards Internet forums and message boards. The majority of its members are from the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, and Australia.

Their motto is "You Cannot Jump High Enough, You Cannot Dig Deep Enough", although "Liberty Through Oppression, Peace Through Terror" is sometimes used.

"You Cannot Jump High Enough, You Cannot Dig Deep Enough." - HIMEOBS

HIMEOBS by HIMEOBS August 21, 2007