hasselbeck

Hasselbeck is a profane hip hop/dance song about "The View"s Elisabeth Hasselbeck. It is written and performed by Elephant, a Los Angeles-based band consisting solely of twin brothers Jackson Vrana and Coleman Vrana.

The song is very anti-Elisabeth, jabbing at not only her political views, but declaring her to be hypocritical, ignorant, and boastful of a life the musicians find to be far from resembling reality.

Elephant ended their show last night in Hollywood with Hasselbeck; it was funny as hell.

by wehobrandon August 20, 2009

Hasan

Hasan is just too amazing to be described in words. First of all, he has all the looks you can ever ask for. Second of all, his personality is unique because he can be both funny and annoying, smart and stupid, ugly and cute, kind and mean. But you will never find anyone better than him. Thirdly, he listens to whatever you have to say and is always there for you. Finally, if you have him as your best friend, you will most probably be the happiest person in the world:)

Guy:”Hey, is that hasan with his valentine?”

Girl:”Yeah. She must be one lucky girl.”

by Hasan’s best friend:) February 3, 2018

Hastings, MN

A city of about 22,000 twenty miles outside of St Paul. Full of helicopter moms who think the sun rises and sets out of their children's asses. Also has a substantial number of kids who think they're country because they live a mile ouside of town on a 3 acre lot with a pool, drive some POS 89 Silverado, and sport the Confederate flag. Close enough to the rest of the Twin Cities to have some sprawly growth on the edges of town, yet isolated enough to still be able to support some weird patrimonial hierarchies, socially, economically, etc. City and it's residents seem to reject the idea of assimilation into the Greater Twin Cities area, wanting to keep it's small town feel (which is okay) and it's closed minded ideals (not okay).

A: Me and my family live in Hastings, MN.
B: So you pretty much do whatever Michele Bachmann says then, huh?
A: Obv.

by ChrsJnvch86 June 1, 2011

Dominik Hasek

He is very under-appreciated, but he is the best at what he does. Due to his unorthodox methods, he is quite misunderstood. Everyone fears him, and feels that he is a HUGE threat to them. He is also very clutch, and comes through when it matters the most.

"the dominator"

"grrrrrrrrrrrreat saaaaaaaaaave...HAS-EK!"

by ArchDevil October 29, 2004

hasim

Hasim is a kind and smart person. I can not say that he is calm but he isn't crazy either. When it comes to school he always does he's homework he's like a nerd but in a good way. Hasim loves his friends and family and will do anything for them. Well you are gonna want someone like a hasim in your life.

Who got an A on the test??.... yeah Hasim did.

by ....9 December 11, 2016

Hash House

A cheap restaurant or diner.

"We stopped at some roadside hash house on the way to San Diego for lunch."

by Amy Chang March 22, 2009

Hasselharf

Being in a rough situation.
A love triangle.
Not knowing what to do or what to choose.
A predicament.
Liking someone and not knowing if they like you back.
Trying to get with one person, the person not liking you back and a completely different person is trying to get with you. For example. Girl A likes Guy A, Guy A has no idea but Guy B is trying to get it in with Girl A.

I don't know who to choose to take to prom, this is such a Hasselharf.
My best friend is dating this girl ive always liked, this is a Hasselharf.
I like this boy but I don't know if he likes me and I don't want to tell him I like him, what a Hasselharf.
Girl A likes Guy A, Guy A has no idea but Guy B is trying to get it in with Girl A.

by SouthernStyleMuffin January 15, 2011