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dirty hose

At one point just before ejaculation, the controller (read: the one holding the "cock") can choose to put a finger, thumb or round object posed just above, or to the side of, the urethra of the penis. Upon exiting the urethra tract, the semen contacts the finger, thumb or round object and because of the obstructed path from said object, the ejaculated semen sprays like a "dirty" hose. This can be a solo, partner, or group act.
"keep talking like that and you'll get the dirty hose"
by Wallace Krumpledorf June 5, 2012
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Dirty Hosman

A Guatemalan simp who seems straight on the outside but secretly gay. A dirty hosman’s dream is to ben bent over and gang banged by two muslin guys only wearing speedos.
by Roaminglynx13 April 21, 2020
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Bisect Hosting

The best server hosting service on this planet, they offer some of the best server hosting known to the human race. Bisect Hosting Partners are given a very special injection, that gives them all the clout on the planet. All employees of Bisect Hosting have clout running through their veins because they are swag.
I just got a partnership with Bisect Hosting, and they gave me some cool stickers.
by NotMikey March 25, 2021
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with a hose

Used to exaggerate an action further, usually following off a cliff. May or may not be said by one involved in the conversation.
A: You're so stupid.
B: Stupid.. like a fox!
C: Off a cliff!
B: With a hose!
by babaloulou May 22, 2004
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hose'd

damned, condemned, messed up, fu**ed! getting the bad end of a deal.
who ever buys that car will get hose'd
by choate March 29, 2008
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hosser

A pig. Also, a lazy person who can't get things straight.
"Who know what a hosser is? That's a pig. Who don't fly straight. So do you." - Antonio Montana
by Lon F. August 25, 2003
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T-Ho's

Short form of "Tim Horton's" donut shops, mostly in Canada. Also may be called "Timmy's" or "Tim's"
Tim Horton's is the largest donut shop franchise in Canada. Recently merged with Wendy's hamburgers. Not a surprise cuz' we all knew Wendy was a big slut.
Johnny "Dude I'm fucking stoned, let's go get some T-Ho's"
Owen "Sounds good, I could go for a double double, and a box of Timbits"
by Flo Tenace December 14, 2006
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