land guy

A man who doesn't wear shorts; doesn't like water; skin is pale AF; permanent farmer's tan.

That dude is a land guy. He is sitting by the pool in his levi's in the Keys.

by Mucho Botonoligist March 19, 2021

Yeah Guy

Yeah Guys are the roid munching body builders at the gym, who usually have large tattoos and wear loose singlets, and call out "YEEAHHH!!!" after doing a set of heavy weights.

Yeah guy: (after a set of 20 pullups with additonal weights added); "YEEEEEEEEAHHH, im so awesome!!!"

by jsmitty50 February 22, 2011

Dose Guy

A person from Chicago or a nearby suburb who speaks with the working-class Chicago accent. May be characterized by worship of Mike Ditka, a strong stance in the Cubs vs. White Sox debate, or first-rate knowledge on where the best pierogi can be found. So-called because of the tendency to pronounce "these and those" as "dese and dose". Sadly, this specimen is becoming rarer and rarer as the Midwestern accent is supplanted by more neutral accents.

-Hey Stosh, didja cyatch da Bears game lyast night? Buncha jokers. How'd we lose chree-nuttin ta Baltimore?
-Mikey, you are the biggest dose guy I know.

by IdiNaHui May 26, 2018

Guy Hoe

A guy hoe is someone who is rounded like a whale from the deep blue sea. They are like drag queens who suck cock. And like to watch the minions movie. Yet they still wear speedo thongs. NOT THE BAYANG!

This guy hoe likes the BAYANG!!!

by Poopoopotty December 2, 2020

oh guy

A special saying for special people! Only the greatest people there is will know this saying truly means! Your friends will make fun of you for saying this special phrase.. but don’t worry, they’re all haters and want to be you! Keep your head up and rejoice if you are a special soul who says this phrase!

Sarah: I'm so sad man!!! Josh broke up with me!!

You: Oh guy!
Sarah: What’s that supposed to mean??
You: You’ll never know!

by jozie mccraney April 20, 2018

Stairs Guy

The guy at work who always flexes about taking the stairs. Usually a middle aged male who could star in a commercial for viagra, arthritis meds, or cholesterol pills.

Random dude waiting on elevator: “Hey what’s up.”
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”

Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.

by Normalelevatorguy January 27, 2023

stuff guy

A stuff guy is a guy who seems to be good at everything he does. No matter what activity or pastime this guy tries, he always seems to excel at it. He is simply a guy who's good at stuff.

Guy 1: Can you believe that Kevin is good at basketball too?
Guy 2: Of course. Kevin's a stuff guy.

by TheraconJS May 27, 2013