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Goose

The back area of A platform @ d2 ... the wall says "goose"
terrorist obama: "theres a cricket monkey hiding on goose box"

terrorist osama: "dirka dirka"
by fraggin since 1.5 June 19, 2011
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goose

some who has a weird shaped head and a long neck and a gigantic buttox like "Mother Goose".

ususally seen with a small vienna sausage like penis that stands up even with out being aroused, becuz of its small size.
When i was in the locker room, a goose tried to hump me.
by Rachel Ewald April 8, 2004
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Goose Egg

When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.
I sooooo gave her a goose egg last night, bro!
by sk8lin December 6, 2010
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wild goose chase

when you've killed all but one of your enemy's units (in a RTS game) and the last of the enemy's units is roaching around, possibly in your base killing your workers, until your enemy sees that you've sent your entire army at his last unit and consequently runs his last unit around the map, leading your 50 unit army on a wild goose chase for 30 minutes until he abruptly resigns when your army closes in on his unit.
OMG, I thought I won the game, but his last light cavalry was harassing my economy and I had to send my entire army to lead a wild goose chase after that last light cavalry unit for 30 minutes - and then that bastard resigned just when his light cavalry fell into my ambush.
by inquilinekea October 15, 2008
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Goose

A goose is a person who acts different towards his friends in certain social situations. One in the act of being a goose is thus, Goosing.
Man, Lou's girl came around, so he started goosin'....talkin bout takin her here and there, and buyin' her this and that.
by Half February 13, 2003
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gooser

1) A hot ass girl

2) A big ol bud.

3) A big ass butt

4) A very very long golf drive.

5) A sick water pipe.

6)Anything pertaining to anything you want at any particular time.
"Yo, did you see that gooser walk by?"

"I just goosed one right on the green!"

"Lets go rip the gooser."

"Yo pass me that gooser cause im trying to get bruisered and i only can use the gooser so the goose will gooser."
by Big Gooser July 3, 2007
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Silly Goose

A guy that never tries to get with hot chicks that are into him or a guy that does something stupid for no reason.
That Baby blank is a silly goose for not getting with that hot chick
by Tubleez December 23, 2008
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