goat bags

a females breasts: also known as flops

holy shit have you seen DANIELLES goat bags? they are fuckin HUGE!

by SiCkWiTeMs January 30, 2008

goalski

to score a sweet goal, or an awsome person

yell goalski wen yu score a goal

by some guy657687066446 February 28, 2009

Goal-Lender

A goal-lender is a goalie who believes that he is the best player, but shows his true failure when he steps foot in front of the net. Every shot towards him is let it, almost as if he is lending goals to the other team.

Player #1: Did you see the goal-lender play today?

Player #2: Yeah! Every shot went in!

Player #3: He was practically LENDING goals!

by Drayus December 22, 2010

Goal Pants

n. A pair of pants that are too small for the owner, but had once been the correct size. The owner insists on keeping the pants and making it a goal to become the same size they once were and thus fit into the pants. After many failed attempts, the goal size may be attained. However two problems usually arise: the goal pants are out of style (usually 10 or more years old) OR the owner proudly wears the pants for a day or two and then celebrates by eating something fattening, like the baconator and their fit lifestyle fades away and they begin to relapse into the round, tubby, person they will always be.

my girlfriend says that she is gonna fit into these pants again (holds up some tiny ass pants)

Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?

When she was three!

Now thats some goal pants!

by RedDan69 February 26, 2011

Goalgasm

During any European Football/Soccer games, whenever a goal is scored, the announcer of the game will scream barely understandable things, often in foreign languages, and scare anyone who happens to be watching the game.

--------------------A goalgasm in action------------------------
Announcer: Vozisov takes it the the net, he fakes out the goalie, and OHHHHH^($)^ GREATEST DAY OF *&^$* AHHHH! HE TOTALLY WANTACKASHI! YAMAMOTAKA!!!

Disturbed family watching: ...
How about we go out for ice cream.

by The 24 June 14, 2011

Goat Milk

Pure deliciousness!

Goat Milk See: Milked and Goated

I was milkin some serious goats yesterday!

by TheMilkerOfGoats June 27, 2011

goalie mask

The Canadian version of a Roman Face Mask.

"When Gordo passed out after his 15th Molson, Maurice gave him a goalie mask."

by ThePhantomGoaltender October 20, 2013