Water Goblin Queen

A person convinced that they are smarter than others, going as far as claiming that they rule over others, such as imps, or others.

Person 1: Wow, you think you're so smart.
Person 2: I am. That's why I'm the water goblin queen.

by Imps Are Better February 6, 2010

Goblin Squad

Group of guys that slay women with no contest.

There goes the goblin squad with our girlfriends damn.

by Burberry Casanova October 17, 2008

Goblin Mode

When one decides to participate in evil and vile activities such as being chronically online.

"Professor please restrain me, I'm about to go Goblin Mode." - Leg

by Trech00 November 22, 2022

Ass Goblin

A skinny pale blonde girl who will and has crawled up many ass's. Ass goblins live in Northern California and are invading everywhere.

I seen this hot girl in a white jeep today. " watch out shes an ass goblin"

by ihatebritlen September 2, 2011

Mayonnaise Goblin

A pasty white liberal (Democrat) who wants to cancel everyone they don't agree with. Everything is "literally Hitler" when they don't get their way. They also enlist minorities to do their dirty work and then take credit for it. Just like they did during slavery. Usually has a minimum of 30 cats.

Kyle Rittenhouse 3
Mayonnaise Goblins 0

by Randy H Hornaynay February 15, 2021

Goble

To jerk off in the presence of friends whom you suspect to be asleep or otherwise oblivious to your wanking off.

After a good night of drinking with old friends, once everyone has passed out, brent pulled out his wang and gobled himself while his fallen buddies looked on in terror.

by fiddlestixblahblahbah January 1, 2010

goblin punch

1. The act of creating a facade of punching someone's face to actually kick the person in the groin.

2. A two-hit Combo of punching in the jaw and kicking the groin at once.

Dii: Ah... I love my new steel-toed boots!
Darrell: Ya your a douch-b for goblin punching Al.
Al: ............ow my balls!!...........

by BlindAsh33 September 20, 2009