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Baldurs gate syndrome

The act of constantly quick saving while playing an RPG because you played the original Baldurs Gate game which had a tendency to bug out every five or so minutes.
Per: Make sure you save a lot because when I played Operation Anchorage in Fallout 3 the last quest bugged out for me.

Putte: I suffer from Baldurs gate syndrome so I do that all the time.
by Puttan October 24, 2010
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School Gate Hooker

A female parent who turns up to collect their offspring, or to school functions, wearing clothing and/or make up more sutible to work a shift in a brothel/as a streetwalker, than being round children.
It is to be presumed the intention of this is to atract attention, either from male partents, or teenage boys, to try and make themselves appear more attractive than the other females present. Often looking citoreinextremis.
Hallmarks of the school gate hooker are: high heeled thigh boots; micro mini skirts (esp if in P.V.C or leather); long, non child friendly finger nails, painted in 'hooker red'; unsuitable jewellry/accesories; over exposed clevage/breasts; trashy make up; smoking in inapropriate places.

Often school gate hookers behave in an overly flirty manner, sometimes inaproptiatly with adolecent boys, and are later heard bragging about how how the recipitant was 'all over them'; 'couldnt take their eyes off them'; 'will be masturbating later, with them in mind'
She was hated by the other mothers, avoided by all but the sadest single fathers and embaressed her own offspring, but the school gate hooker still spent as long getting dressed up to do the school run as she would for, yet another, diasterous date.

She make an quite an impession at the school xmas play, in fact quite a few of the other parents asked the school gate hooker if she had just come from/was going straight to work after the performance, and she never once realised they were making fun of her, being more concerned with the attention she was recieving.

Despite spending 45 minutes in preperation for her entrance, and blantently waving her latest model mobile phone about, the school gate hooker had no friends, was habitually single and was laughed at by the teenage boys she was so desperatly trying to impress.
by snaketattoo13 February 18, 2011
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Bill Gates

One of the richest guys in the world, a talent with a needle and soft dick.
One nite, Bill Gates slept with a whore at a five star hotel. And after having balled her, he asked, “How do you feel when you sleep with one of the richest men in the world like me?”.

The whore answered, “micro+soft”.
by quan cao tien August 25, 2010
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Munter-gatherer

A pejorative term for a person who is a Munter and also believes that hunter-gatherer societies were the optimum arrangement for humans. These individuals are usually part of the 'anarcho-primitivist' subculture. They often live on 'protest sites' opposing developments that they believe to be harmful to the environment. They advocate the end of civilisation, and reject science and technology. See also Muntered.
1. Dave is a munter-gatherer.
by Alex Cabb December 3, 2010
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gates

staten island slang for places where drugs are sold, such as drug corners and weed spots
"runnin' up in gates, and doin' hits for high stakes"
Reakwon - C.R.E.A.M
by wallie champ December 3, 2006
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gator balls

A set of unusually large low hanging testicles that touch the water when seated on a toilet. dragon nuts
My gator balls were hanging in the toilet water, so I lifted them out whilst I took a dump.
by bighammer67 August 5, 2010
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