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fucktarducken 

Portmanteau of fucktard and turducken. When someone, something or a situation is so amzingly fucked up, usually requiring one action to be done, undone and then done again, that the amazement factor of fuck a duck kicks in. Fucktard(ed), wrapped in a fuck a duck moment.
Michael: I had to de-register my old laptop from campus and re-register it re-activate my account before I could remove my old laptop and add my new one.

Michaela: Fucktarducken.
fucktarducken by ygdrassil June 30, 2016

fucktard 

Simon Winter is such a fucktard.
fucktard by Vg2014 June 19, 2016

Fucktard 

A person who gets off on fucking with others due to his/her imaginary, the power is in their head
The night supervisor is a real fucktard.

Fucktard 

Fucktard is a mixed word between Fuck and Retard. It is commonly used as fucking retard.
" James your such a fucktard for saying that shit to us "
Fucktard by Bloopbloop98136 June 1, 2016

fucktard 

Spaceman is a fucktard.
fucktard by H1BR1D_TH30RY October 5, 2016

Fucktard 

Kim Jong un is a fucktard
Fucktard by Angie flangie October 9, 2016