Josh: "American Football is great because you can use your hands."
Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.
Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.
by Soupaquite July 30, 2018
American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
American Football: "Oh, you want to avoid the test on Monday? Just play some Football this weekend and get a little concussion."
by Denkire March 22, 2021
When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football
by JizzoLizzo September 02, 2021
When someone shits on there fingers and rubs it under there eyes to look like Patrick Mahomes and then throws a 80 yarder down field
by Alt_F_4 September 07, 2021
A skank or older woman trying to be young and her pussy has been so overused that it looks like a popped/busted football
Use: Cher's coochie looks like a busted football at her age. Jennifer Lopez is in the Spalding factory getting her busted football vagina re inflated.
by Pierce Dickman November 26, 2022
Another word for a three-some
by j-me lynn January 14, 2014