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Farm Twig

A cunt who's as skinny as a twig and happens to work on a farm
God, Shirley is such a farm twig, right?
by Lesbian Hoe May 27, 2017
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Food Farming

Food Farming is the act of eating food in a way that shows signs of OCD. The perpetrator will carefully farm “perfect” bites of food while simultaneously evening out the rest of their plate. Food Farmers often smooth out their food or make small rows on their plate.
“Luke.... you’re Food Farming again. Eat like a normal person
by Aew December 16, 2019
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New Farm Mum

A New Farm Mum, or as the south side of Brisbane calls them, a Bulimba Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either All Hallow’s School or St. Joseph’s College, Gregory Terrace. The name "New Farm” comes from the north side suburb of New Farm, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the north side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A New Farm Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.
She is such a New Farm Mum.

Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.

What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.
by That Scoalable Guy November 28, 2018
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Dandelion-farming

The concept of increasing the amount of something bad to such an extent that it becomes good.
The etymology comes from the fact that dandelions are actually very useful plants for dyeing, for medicine, and for food, but because people don't bother to cultivate them, they only ever show up as weeds. If people were to bother to farm them, on the other hand...
Dandelion-farming is the antithesis of oversaturation.
Reuben: Hey, remember when clickbaitey titles weren't ironic? Y'know, they were just... bad.
Simeon: Yeah. Guess that's the power of dandelion-farming for ya.
by Shibbolet August 7, 2018
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State Farm

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It isn't State Farm it's... State Farm.
by periodwithtrans February 5, 2023
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Enragement Farming

Enragement farming is a social media tactic that involves artificially increasing engagement.
Posting dissenting or unpopular opinions may cause trolls or the intellectually bereft to become BIG MAD.
Dude, were you Engagement trolling?

Nope, It was unintentional Enragement Farming. I was just voicing my honest opinion, and the trolls got BIG MAD.
by TekphreakDotCom September 12, 2024
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Farm

It’s like a rubbish zoo obviously.”
Person 1: “This is a farm! You know what a farm is?”

Person 2: “well it’s like a rubbish zoo obviously
by Eggruto roostermaki February 11, 2020
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