February 4 

Natinol spend time with family

William: dude wanna come to my house today

Charlie: sorry man it's February 4th

William: so?

Charlie: February 4th is natinol spend time with family gotta go

February 4 by Unknown2738 November 18, 2020

February 1st 

National Harry Styles day. The birthday of one of the most talented, respectful, kind artist.

harrie - hey, today is national Harry Styles day!
friend - what? why?
harrie - it's February 1st - his birthday you silly goose!

February 1st by directioner928lol February 14, 2021

February 14 

National slap a guy named Liam day unless he askes you out.

February 14:
"Hey y/n did Liam ask you out?"

"Yeah I guess I cant slap him :("

February 14 by Sophiscool_1 February 7, 2022

February 27th 

A day nobody really recognizes relating to anything so that’s boring but it’s part of the best month ever so like... winning. If you were born this day then you’re prolly really kind, have tiny dick energy, and just rly sweet.

“Hey did you hear it’s Casey’s birthday tomorrow?”
“February 27th? Man ion know Casey but he must be cute as fuck 🥺”

February 27th by Minze.k October 15, 2019

february 5 

It's Kyle J. Simmons birthday so you'd better get a mustache or he will get into your room through your window like Shrek did*.

* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video.

Random 3-years-old kid: My birthday is on February 5th!
Me: Oh boy...

february 5 by la_polaca_bilingue October 15, 2019

February 11 

The worst day of the year! It's when you get slapped in the face if you're not wearing the color blue or turquoise. If you're not wearing those colors, then people can also snatch your lunch any time they want!

Jake: "What's today?"
Mason: "February 11"
Jake: "Shit, really?! It's the worst day of the year!"

February 11 by Waffletale November 12, 2019

February 15 

Its Ella’s birthday day. So hug an Ella or buy your tallest friend AirPods.

It’s my birthday February 15

February 15 by Ella’s Dictionary November 1, 2019