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English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine
“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”
by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025
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Pirate English

Pirate English is the language of any direct translation from a given language to english in Google Translate, without any kind of mand-handling. Hence, the sentences might be difficult to understand.
Danish -> Pirate English

ALLE MAND PÅ DÆK! - ALL MEN ON TIRES!
by CharlatanDk October 4, 2017
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English pig

What French Canadiens (typically Québécois) call English speaking Canadians
You know, you’re stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know.”
by PucklineJesus June 25, 2021
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National hit an English day

On November 23rd you can hit an English person
Ha, your English I get to hit you because it's National hit an English day.
by Gay boy alex November 23, 2020
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english coffee

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle (as drinking culture is a big staple there) and may blow one's cover.
"I had a long day mate, Lets grab an English coffee this afternoon."
by salary man December 14, 2023
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English or Spanish?

The first one to move is gay/La primera que se mueve es gay.
by Sigma 🤫🧏 June 18, 2024
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English

Everybody disagrees on the English folder's color.
by The-Dino-Cow-(moo) February 12, 2022
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