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Check English Light 

Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.
"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)

"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)

"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"
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Jake English 

person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."
Jake English by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021

exclusive english class

This is a group of people in your English that are ELITE!!! They are better than everyone and everyone knows it. They are smart, hot as hell and everyone is jealous of them. It is hard to be a part of this club, but when you are in..... there is no escape. Even the teachers beg to be a part of this club.
Hot girl 1 - Wow one of the girls from the exclusive English class just looked at me!!!! I can die happy now!!!
Hot girl 2 - OMG you are so lucky, I'm so jealous!!!

Lennon English 

The songwriter, Lennon English, is so pro Black he is known as "Mr Black Power"
Lennon English by Mr Black Power November 24, 2021

Smartway English Academy 

Malaysia's 1st Accelerated English Learning for Adults.

SmartWay English Academy provides an enriched learning environment which focused on conversational English that has helped more than 4851 students get ahead in these 6 years with proven & scientific teaching methodology. We’re extremely proud of our students and academic personnel, who are always eager to learn, create and grow together.
I learned my English at Smartway English Academy.

Asshole-English 

When a pompous individual seemingly tries to be smart in their choice of language while being condescending to the person at the same time; a double-insult.
He’s always translating neutral statements into asshole-English just to be an asshole to her. What an asshole.
Asshole-English by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021

The english channel 

When your friend is pooping and you sit down on their lap, facing them, and poo through their legs. You should each have a boner. No ladies. Not sexual in nature.
I really enjoyed the english channel Mike! Same time tomorrow morning?