demonitis

Hairy skin condition that makes you look like a demon.

He is so hairy he looks like a demon, but it's really just demonitis.

by earth_mother August 22, 2010

lasagna demon

Someone who has eaten a lasagna so bad that their breath smells terrible even hours later, driving away their significant other.

Bethany: What’s that smell? Is that lasagna?
Steve: Oh, yeah, I had some for dinner…
Bethany: Ew, your breath! Back off, you lasagna demon!

by AstralChaos March 24, 2022

G1 Demon

Someone who only has their G1 license, has yet to complete their G2

“can James drive us there this weekend?”
nah he’s a G1 Demon he can’t drive without his parents in the car

by awfulhyune September 5, 2023

demon neko

A large cave dwelling creature who likes to post scary things and troll. Do not feed and do not engage

“That thing under the bridge is a Demon Neko”

by narutoLovesLuffyXX June 28, 2020

SEMEN DEMON

Me.

Guy 1:YO DO YOU LISTEN TO KYUBI
Guy 2: You mean the semen demon?
Guy 1: I have committed multiple war crimes in Ghana .

by K.Y.U.B CUMMED IN YO BITCHES i September 3, 2020

Taniwha Demon

An evil monster - Taniwha is the te reo word for "Monster", and demons are evil.

An informal name for naughty children.

What's Nikki up to tonight?

She's gotta stay at home, the taniwha demons were suspended at school today.

by Mycho July 12, 2022

demonic females

Demonic females say they want equality with males when they really want power over us; they also say things like "a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle", and especially, "Feminism is theory; lesbianism is practice." Attrib. to Ti-Grace Atkinson. Demonic females would love to rid the world of us.

That biotch was saying in the maintenance office that "beer makes me randy", when she knew damn well no man could talk like that around women and keep his job; she is one of those demonic females.

by John Edgar Boston June 11, 2021