Flush Some Democrats

What you do in the morning when you relieve your lower intestines of this dreadful Democrats.

I need to flush some Democrats....I’ll be back in 20 minutes.

by Rev Sharpton October 20, 2020

metaware highschool demo

Totally not a really funny and good visual novel demo that you may or may not enjoy

"yoo have you heard of metaware highschool demo?"

"oh, you mean that doki doki clone game?"

"what the fuck
no"

by gampyre October 28, 2020

Patch Eyed Demon

Nickname given to Charlemagne the God via Momma's Cooking

Kwame Brown serving Momma's Cooking on Charlemagne the God on YouTube. "OH GAWD! Patch Eyed Demon Patched eyed black face short little demon OH GAWD!"

by That Madness August 23, 2021

Post-Ironic Democracy

When you run for office in a Democratic system, lose the vote, declare yourself the winner anyway and accuse everyone else of being the ones in denial.

"Before the election was called, I had a pretty good feeling about it, so I preemptively declare victory and anointed myself an Anarcho-Monarch of Ottowa. Then to my shock and also not shock at all, the elites appointed their own puppet-leader instead, Zed Shabibe. Or something, I dunno, I wasn't paying attention. I'm calling upon my supporters to not recognize the legitimacy of these so-called 'elected officials' unless it's ever me."
-- Jreg satirizing Post-Ironic Democracy in "I Won (And By A Lot)"

by The Logical Fallacy December 24, 2022

Beat a Demon Week

It's a week where you beat demons. And the first day is on the 24th of December and ends on the 31st of December (New Years Eve)

Joe: I want to beat someone up!
Mama: Why not beat a demon?
Joe: Oh yeah it's Beat a Demon Week!
Mama: Yes it is!

by JesusChristOfficialSonofGod December 25, 2022

Childe's semen demon

A type of monster from genshin that appears under your bed and milks you until you can't breathe and due. It was created from Tartaglia's used tissues and is rapidly running towards your direction. Its diet is based on tuna.

- I found childe's semen demon under my bed. It circumcised me.
- Wtf

by kagehara June 22, 2023

Democracy

Any of a number of forms of government which at their core have some degree of decision-making performed by a system of voting. Exactly who can vote (franchisement) often varies quite widely, and has historically in many countries been divided along lines of age, gender, religion, economic status, class, race, ethnic group, language, nationality, and citizenship. The degree of participation can also vary. A direct democracy, for example, would in principle have all decisions made by popular vote. Most democratic nations use some form of representative democracy, whereby voters designate certain people or groups to make decisions for them.

Though both the United States and the United Kingdom have democratic elements, their political systems are quite different.

by fastfission May 15, 2005