Cranchie

A majestic person also known as an Alexandra. Someone who knows there way around a hotdog and smells like sweet onions on a hot day.

Wow, she’s a Cranchie

by Dallasdickdown November 23, 2021

Crincky

a cringe person or when a person acts cringe

"dude you're such a crincky"

by MaddyMacDaddy January 26, 2022

Council Klaxon

An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.

Fucking hell!! Someone's set off the council klaxon.

by Ddraig73 January 30, 2022

Cronch queef

When you fart into a females genital

Dude I cronch queefed in Dylan’s mom 5 times last night

by Captain sandy hook April 12, 2022

Council Zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a council scheme Barbie house having had sex.

After sex i Council zuffled on the second hand dirty curtains

by Cunted March 17, 2023

cronchy pp cookies

When your girl is such a sub/simp for you that she makes you cookies to pleasure you but gets distracted going gluck gluck 3000 on your dick to pleasure you and burns the cookies

Man, those cookies look burnt as hell! Nah man those are cronchy pp cookies!

by Hawk Juan rod April 26, 2023

hog crancker

Hands or other body parts used to fix a situation

I think my wrists have carpal tunnel from using my hog crancker

by RENOBKCID October 8, 2019