crotch crickets

A southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.

The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......

by moon doggie April 27, 2003

Cream of the Crop

The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something. It ranges from sports, to school, to being awesome. If someone says: "You're the cream of the crop!", then you're better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and cooler than everyone else.

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by ju3rg June 26, 2017

crownheartruin

The best band that has ever existed.

Dude, I wish crownheartruin would get back together.

by matthewkeith February 23, 2005

croacher

A creepy guy who hovers too closely to females in a bar/club and does not get the hint that he is not wanted.

Sami: Oh my god! That croacher must be following us.
Angela: Isn't he that same guy who was standing next to us downstairs?
Sami: He is so weird. Why is he staring at us like that?!?

by cherryblossom September 14, 2007

crooked bastard

refers to a Politian,business man, or member of your family who would lie, cheat, steal and just be an all around ass to get their way.

George Bush is such a crooked bastard, he could give a shit about oil prices cuz hes making money.
Steve, that crooked bastard cheated me out of 400 bucks!

by jager101 April 28, 2008

Cross Eyed Screw

Where a girl gets screwed so hard that her eyes roll around inside of her head so violently that she ends up with cross eyes.

Dan rooted his girlfriend so hard and fast that she finally gave in and made this high-pitched squeaky mouse noise, and the next thing he knows she was cross eyed. Hence the cross eyed screw.

by Jbone1983 May 28, 2009

Crop Block

When a farmer blocks another farmer from harvesting or planting his/her crops on Farmville. This is usually used when a farmer's crops are about to wither.

Farmer 1: "Yo I planted some pumpkins about 11 hours ago and i need to harvest real quick"
Farmer 2:"Sorry man I'm actually harvesting and planting right now."
Farmer 1: "You're the biggest crop block ever. I'm never sending you free gifts."

by BBBBBBRIAN November 2, 2009