Mystical Creature

Mystical creature was a little mystical creature the size of my penis. Mystical is one of many alter ego's of the famous toxic mike, (aka mysterious). Mystical was grown up in a clean house hold, every thing was very tidy, and he loved to play with his brothers like hs liked to bone his mom up the ass. His mother was a huge boner who liked to eat chodes. One night her tampon leaked and it went into mystical's mouth. Mystical didn't like the taste of blood but he really like the taste of the tampon. Mystcial procceeded to chew like it was bublicious gum! MMMMMMMM MMMMMMM good, it was as tasty as cambells soup! Mystical then contracted "Toxic shock sydrome" and died on impact.

RIP: Biggies, tupac, MYSTICAL CREATURE!

by Mysterious Passion May 7, 2004

Swamp Creature

someone so ugly that you can barely look at them but a part of their body is somewhat attractive. Normally used in one night stands. Possibly has STD's but origin of said STD's is unknown as no one will own up to sleeping with it.

See also - Practice Girl

Bill- so did you get some action last night?
Jeff-yeah i was so horny i did it with a swamp creature! Im gonna drink till i cant remember it.

by benana Fone March 7, 2009

Creationism

Creationism is where humans where created by Aliens ( eg gods, god, the Elohim its all the same to me)in which we are their experiment that has gone wrong many times.

And god said let us create men in our Image
we are from our sky father and Are descendents of the sky people

by What ever February 6, 2004

create dead bodies

To kill.

a: you're a bad boy yardie, you're supposed to know how to get rid of bodies

b: no, bad boy yardies know how to create dead bodies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

creaming for distance

The act of ejaculating over a considerable distance.

Guy 1: Hey tony, I was creaming for distance yesterday and I got 2 feet!

Tony: You dirty son of a bitch.

by the original creamter June 28, 2006

creasing

to crease during sleep; or to develop indents in the skin on the facial, arms, legs and stomach area due to the folding of blankets, pillows, arms or other bed time objects

I slept in the same position all night long and now I have these creasing marks all over my arm and face...I look like Scarface.

by torosgirl February 16, 2009

Cheating

What Russell Kelly says whenever you beat him at something that he can't beat you at.

That is so bullcrap, you must've been cheating to get that score/frag. Etc.

by Aaron K May 30, 2003