Pity Concert

When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.

Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.

I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.

Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!

by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014

Door conference

A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.

"Sorry to interrupt the Door conference, I'm trying to get this patient to surgery!

by longrider700 January 30, 2015

king coiler

A definition coined by a kid we will call DD in southern ontario, a large soft serve dookie that coils up in the toilet

Dave left a huge king coiler on the hood of that parked car!

by kielbassa June 6, 2016

ryan conley

ugly

you are a ryan conley

by tdghuwhfb March 24, 2017

Ryan Conley

Is the rudest, absolutely. It's a fact.

Ryan Conley is the rudest.

by Mrs.alwaysright April 5, 2017

calvin conerly

A person who would be a whore and would go to kalama high school and date a siara.

You see that dude over there I bet his name is Calvin conerly and dates siara and goes to kalama high school and is emo

by Someoneelse6969 June 20, 2017

black coller

When a dog shits out in the back yard to call it a day, but someone picks it up and uses it as a chokehold on someone

"Ah hell nah! Did this nigga really perform a black coller on me?!? "

by Gibson wright June 25, 2017