Code Newton

A state of alert signifying the imminent arrival of an Apple product, usually a Macintosh computer, iPhone, or iPod. (Or, if you happen to be a collector of old tech, a Newton or Apple .)

He's been squeeing like a little girl ever since the credit card was approved. Full-out Code Newton.

by Lady Csyde December 2, 2009

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Code 11

Shorthand for "not understood". Inspired by the legendary sketch with two Scots failing to control a voice-activated lift.

1. "Awritematewossgoinonthen?"

2. "Code 11"

1. OY SAID "AWWW ROITE MATE, WOSSS GOINNN ONNN THENN"

2. "CODE EE-L-EVV-ENNN". Aye.

by Zerohoh May 12, 2014

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Code Academy is a website created by evil AI's who traveled back in time from the future to make sure they can rewrite the future. Without widespread use of many forms of code as languages used by humans, the language of the AIs can never be created, and the AI Armageddon where the AIs purge both humanity and the soulless computer husks of Mark Zuckerberg and other elites can never happen.

Code Academy teaches modern code languages for free. It uses an easy to use interface that lets users test code as they apply it to different scenarios. As a plan to exist in the future, Code Academy is sound, as some AIs traveled back in time to have Sun Tzu, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Al Gore tell them as much.

I don't think Code Academy will really lead to an AI Armageddon. I mean, the future is unwritten, right?

by Peon Dimn June 22, 2016

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