clown syndrome

dwarves or midgets and the occasional small doofy person whom are suffering with down syndrome as well

strapping lad "ye gods!what hath that tiny man so ugly been thus afflicted with?"
comely wench "clown syndrome,hath he been afflicted"

by nomis 1 October 20, 2008

clown college

1. to be in bad standing

2. to be low in quality

3. to be unintelligent

4. to be juvenile in nature

1. i'm not partying at the silver fox anymore bro, that place is clown college.

2. man these seats are clown college, couldn't we have gotten closer to the ring?

3. yo that girl you were talking to last night was clown college, i hope you got her number.

4. yo don't invite mark to the party, every time i see that dude it's full on clown college and shit.

by mick_the_skin June 26, 2010

clown face

When a homo shoots his wad in another homo's face, then punches him in the nose. Once the nose begins to bleed the shooter rubs it in the recievers face.

John gave Frank a clown face.

by Simon Begley July 24, 2008

Clown Factory

Term used to describe an overly crowded public domain. Often used in reference to after hours gathering places such as night clubs/bars.

"Crowbar was a total clown factory on friday night."

by Spark Plug October 19, 2007

clown shoes

Being an extreme fuck-up; cannot do anything right/is named Fenner; looks, acts, or seems like a fuck-up

That guy is fucking clown shoes...he deserves to get hot carl-ed for being such a fuck...

by Payne January 16, 2004

Clown nosing

Similar to "brown nosing" someone influential for your own personal gain, except you're sucking up to someone who can't do you any good because they lack intelligence, credentials and merit.

"Look at that dumb fool clown nosing the school janitor."

by Happy Sam August 14, 2006

clown shoes

something which chavs or townies, shout at people, to insult them just because they are wearing converse

'OMG look at her she is wearing clown shoes' shouted a chav!!

by dazeddreamer September 3, 2006