chef's crack

the result of working long hours in a hot kitchen, when the sweat from your back slowly dribbles down and inbetween your buttcheeks and starts to mix with the residue of uncleaned feaces still left there, then gets constantly mixed by the "chef" moving around and if left for days will develop and mature into an unidentifiable black substance. congratulations, you have achieved chef's crack. smells extremely bad. and a very fermented sample may have traces of crude oil and motor lubricants smells, together with an overpowering smell of shit and old jogging socks.

antonio at Fat Angelo's had a very bad case of chef's crack, no one wanted to be near him.

by pyrogenetix November 15, 2006

chef brian

A Humorous character that rarely appears in the comic ctrl+alt+del found at ctrlaltdel-online.com

Dude, did you see Chef Brian shove a carrot in that one guy's eye to show why the lines on the road are yellow?

by ABSATH September 28, 2004

chefty

ambiguous; positive connotation

That concert was soooo chefty!

synonyms: cool, tight

by nick vis January 6, 2008

cheefage

when a tank like human pulls the phattest rush on the creamiest bong, all the way inside his tank like lungs.

allow the creamy beauty that is the bong rush

"omg did you see the cheefage georgie may took down on that bong...SIIIICK"

by roflzofl January 14, 2008

Chef's Pleasure Bag

"Chef's Pleasure Bag" is a sex toy though of by Chef from South Park.

Chef is whoring to keep out of prison. Now he has to have sex with Veronica Crabtree who is real fugly.
He tells her they can use a sex toy called "Chef's Pleasure Bag".

Ms. Crabtree: All right, let's get this show on the road! Come 'ere, puppy!
Chef: Uh, uh, hold on a second, Ms. Crabtree. How would you like to use some… sex toys?
Ms. Crabtree: Sex toys? Like what?
Chef: Like this very special device. *pulls up a paper bag* I call it "Chef's Pleasure Bag."
Ms. Crabtree: How does it work?
Chef: Now, all you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure.

by 28052010 September 2, 2010

chef’s choice

Basically what lazy teachers write when they don’t feel like coming up with questions for a test.

“Ms. Sweetzer, what’s number 19?”
“It’s chef’s choice”

“ Yea but what is chef’s choice?”
“ Chef’s choice is CHEF’S CHOICE! This class is such a pain in the ass!”

by Swankyandmoomoo19 May 15, 2018

cheft

A chav or ned slang way to say "Goodbye"

"See ya later!"
"Cheft mate"

by mickeyknox October 18, 2008