Callum Interstelar

The one gay guy in the friend group who grabs your genital but you like it so you dont tell him to stop and before you know it your going down on him like the second tower went down

"You know that Callum Interstelar guy?"
"I sucked Callum Interselar dry yesterday"

by Diomandminor April 19, 2024

callin’offscopy

A totally valid reason for not coming to work. Meant to resemble a colonoscopy.

Wes “couldn’t” make it in today. He has an emergency callin’offscopy scheduled.

by Zealotte April 20, 2024

Callum

Callum is such a cutie with a baby face, Callum's tend to have hot sisters.

i caught callum railing his sister in the primary school toilets

by Sinep 8==D April 28, 2024

Callum

Elin's boyfriend

Person 1: "Hey that's callum"

Person 2: "No. That's Elin's Boyfriend"

by callumharty May 19, 2024

Callum hathway

Goon master edge session very goon edging

callum hathway was gooning

by sigmamaleedgmaster June 4, 2024

Callum core

A state of being in which you are fully enveloped into acting non-homosexual yet you are. Even if there are multiple sources which say you are you keep acting Callum core.

Alex: I'm not gay I swear!
Mike: yes you are!
Alex: I'm a straight white male!!
Mike: you might be a bit Callum core.

by The alphabet is a lie March 4, 2024

Callum Clark

Short hobbit karate man

That man looks like Callum Clark

by womp womp womp womp March 7, 2024