Crying Werewolf

When a man shaves his pubes onto his partner’s face and ejaculates upon the mound of hair, forming what appear to be pearlescent teardrops

Bro, this tinder girl I met up with last night was a straight freak, she asked me to give her a Chinese Shrinky Dink but I didn’t have any hot mustard, so she settled for a Crying Werewolf. My crotch is going to be itching for weeks while my pubes grow back.

by Eric Beifman December 23, 2018

Cry Baby Powers

Cry Baby Powers are a type of psychic Superpowers used in the movie: K-12

Known Users: Crybaby, Angelita, Celeste, Magnolia, Fleur, Ben, Lilith

Bitch, if you don't stop that shit I'll use Cry Baby Powers you ugly

by DaddyChimedInGoForTheThroat September 16, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 02, 2025

Making god cry

Making god cry is a slang term referring to an individual that is ginger.

"man that guy is really making god cry"

by Chickenfucker37 June 28, 2023

cry alien

When you feel ostracized from society and sad at the same time

I was being such a cry alien yesterday. :( didn’t leave the house the entire day:/

by feelinmoodz February 07, 2023

Cry ass babies

Friends, family, and foes who live their whole lives based on all things Ashley. As in WWAD. What would Ashley do?

Or gosh I wish I was Ashley.
Did you download the new Ashley App?

YALL ARE LITERALLY CRY ASS BABIES.
Did you see those cry ass babies made a whole urban dictionary word just for me.
You would think they were adults, but no they are some cry ass babies.

by THEREALGIANT January 21, 2023

queen never cry

the act of no longer crying because you are a queen. if you are told queen never cry you must STOP to serve serious cunt

baby: crying
mother: queen never cry
baby: 👿

by charlottesays November 24, 2024