Old neck cracker

A crazy old man who is a pest or burden. Someone who is crazy or nuts, someone who is psychotic,schizophrenic,manic, deranged, insane, bizarre or weird.

- that crazy old neck cracker is pretty weird, it's best to leave him alone.
- old neck cracker wake up, you can't be drunk in the middle of the street.
- leave that old crazy neck cracker alone.
- the county should help all these old neck crackers find a home, instead of letting them live on the street.

Old neck cracker by Equal crack April 6, 2016

Lindsey Graham Cracker

1. (Verb) To give an misogynistic, borderline-hysterical political performance for the benefit of a legislative body and/or a well-connected sexual predator.

2. (Noun) A sniveling, closeted Republican hack from South Carolina.

1. "Jerry's speech at the town meeting sure was over-the-top -- what kind of a person argues AGAINST 18 U.S.C. § 2250 (Failure to register)? Someone there should tell him there's no point in Lindsey Graham Cracker-ing federal law!"

2. New cadets at the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations off campus to drink mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.

Lindsey Graham Cracker by Public Publius October 11, 2018

Lindsey Graham Cracker

Senator Lindsey Graham’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.

That good ol’ Confederate white boy, Lindsey Graham Cracker, will have his ass voted straight out of the Senate at the next election.

Lindsey Graham Cracker by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018

christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation

Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.

christ onna cracker by Pinkie_Flamingo March 21, 2011

upper cracker 

A fart that exits through the upper butt crack region.

Damn girl, that fart was slappy. I think it was an upper cracker.

upper cracker by Captain Wieb March 13, 2014

water cracker 

A white person swimming

Do you see how fast Chad is swimming?! Look at that water cracker go!

water cracker by Spookiest Jim October 5, 2018

Poo Cracker 

Another word for a fart.

To break wind.

The sound that comes from ones butt as wind passes a shit.

Who did a poo cracker?

That poo cracker stinks!

Your breath smells like a poo cracker!

You smell like a poo cracker.

The moron smells like poo cracker all the time in class.

I love the smell of my own poo crackers.

Poo Cracker by Fortnite God BTW June 1, 2019