Covid-19 

A lame ass virus that needs to just fuckoff somewhere over the rainbow where the fuck offs run wild and free

Wow you seriously have covid-19

Covid-19 by mr.fiercefierce December 1, 2021

Covid-𝜊 

Read as “Covid-Omicron.” Also known as the B.1.1.529 or “Omicron” variant. WHO’s second “variant of concern” for South Africa—after the Beta variant (B.1.351)—that is thought to be more infectious and transmissible than the Delta variant, and can apparently bypass most of the protection offered by presently approved vaccines.

What are the odds that profit-driven vaccine makers would soon pressure folks who were recently boosted against the Delta variant to go for a fourth shot to protect themselves against the unprovenly deadliest Covid-𝜊?

Covid-𝜊 by MathPlus December 2, 2021

covid heater

Knowing somebody has covid but willing to contract the disease to have intercourse.

She tested positive but that isn’t stopping me pulling a covid heater.

covid heater by Johnny slang December 16, 2021

COVID Bomb 

When someone in a crowded room gets a text and announces they tested positive.

We were together with friends for a Christmas Party and my neighbor dropped a COVID Bomb on everyone.

COVID Bomb by rpcgal December 18, 2021

Covid-19 

A tiny piece of shit

A diagnose you with Covid-19

Covid-19 by kuhuinkh December 24, 2021

Covid Christmas 

Christmas Day spent 6 ft away from your family while wearing face masks and washing your hands hundreds of times during the day. Covid Christmas can also been done over a Zoom call to be 100% safe from catching Covid.

Hey a Brandon, I wanted you to know Christmas this year will be in our back yard so we can stay 6’ft apart. This is called Covid Christmas.

Covid Christmas by CovidFun December 25, 2021

Covid Sink 

A sink found in a washroom or laundry room. Common use of the sink includes washing COVID germs from your epidermis prior to entering the sanitized clean room of a home. Typically resembles a utility sink, but not to be confused as the COVID sink has magical antibacterial properties. Should be surrounded by hand sanitizer, Clorox wipes, and Lysol spray.

Welcome to our home, please wash the germs from your person in our COVID sink.

Covid Sink by rlyjames December 29, 2021