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Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024
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Christmas snake

When someone is going up the stairs infront of you so you shove your thumb up their ass
"I'm gonna give you a Christmas snake"

" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"
by anonymous February 12, 2025
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Christmas Woman

Mrs. Claus basically
In lieu to the German interpretation of the word "Santa" (in this case it would be Mrs. Claus). Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia.
“Who is married to christmas man?”
“Christmas woman obviously.”
by ghistbek March 26, 2025
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Christmas Federation

It's another way of describing a Christmas event, whether it's a party, festival, or special occasion marking the holiday.
The Christmas Federation will be a great celebration this year
by Christmas Federation June 11, 2025
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Christmas 2024

The Christmas where the corrupt CEO of United Healthcare was finally snapped out of existence by a wonderful man named Luigi Mangione. Best time EVERRRRR <3
Person 1: Bro, remember Christmas 2024?

Person 2: Yah man, that was the best Christmas everrrrr. Justice was finally served for all the times I was hurt and couldn't get help!
by ackerman_tyler June 17, 2025
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Christmas Adult

Like a Disney Adult : adults who are obnoxiously into something which is geared toward children. Christmas adults will often say “it’s almost Christmas!” before the leaves have even started to change color, listen to Christmas music and watch Christmas movies year round, and leave up Christmas decorations up from September to February.
“Dude, did you see the neighbor’s house? They have a “Season’s Greetings” sign up already. It’s September!”
“Yeah, they’re just a Christmas Adult”
by GenWaller October 7, 2025
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Christmas Crapper

When you take a poop and it comes out a mix of red and green. Typically colored red from blood and green because it's radioactive, or from the food you ate before. Anyways, whether it's radioactive or not, it's much better to drown yourself in Chernobyl than sniff that.
"I took a Christmas Crapper this morning and broke the toilet."

"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."

"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"
by girlkisser420 October 20, 2025
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