The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.
Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024
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by anonymous February 12, 2025
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Mrs. Claus basically
In lieu to the German interpretation of the word "Santa" (in this case it would be Mrs. Claus). Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia.
In lieu to the German interpretation of the word "Santa" (in this case it would be Mrs. Claus). Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia.
by ghistbek March 26, 2025
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by Christmas Federation June 11, 2025
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Person 1: Bro, remember Christmas 2024?
Person 2: Yah man, that was the best Christmas everrrrr. Justice was finally served for all the times I was hurt and couldn't get help!
Person 2: Yah man, that was the best Christmas everrrrr. Justice was finally served for all the times I was hurt and couldn't get help!
by ackerman_tyler June 17, 2025
Get the Christmas 2024 mug.Like a Disney Adult : adults who are obnoxiously into something which is geared toward children. Christmas adults will often say “it’s almost Christmas!” before the leaves have even started to change color, listen to Christmas music and watch Christmas movies year round, and leave up Christmas decorations up from September to February.
“Dude, did you see the neighbor’s house? They have a “Season’s Greetings” sign up already. It’s September!”
“Yeah, they’re just a Christmas Adult”
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by GenWaller October 7, 2025
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"I took a Christmas Crapper this morning and broke the toilet."
"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."
"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"
"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."
"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"
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