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Capitalist Money Madness

Phrase critical of capitalism and damaging consequences of its money mechanism, referring to an incident — particularly a shocking or incredible news story — where money is, or has been, a key factor injurious to people and/or their environment. Examples include harmful business activities conducted for more profit; withdrawn/inadequate state funding for health care or other essential public services; property thefts; muggings etc.
Another fucking train’s been derailed because bosses are more interested in cutting costs than passenger safety! It’s more bloody Capitalist Money Madness!
by socialist_jester July 18, 2005
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captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.
"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."
by frank pubes April 24, 2006
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Tuna Boat Captain

Those two girls are tuna boat captains.
by EarlyJulyMorning June 22, 2010
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captagon

Captagon is one of the more popular recreational drugs among affluent youth in the Middle East, its a pill that makes your mind have "fun."
Dood! CHeck it out man, i got sum sickky pills right herr.
Guy: Dood is that X?
Other Guy: No, its captagon.
GuY: What
by penisfaced cokpants January 12, 2007
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Anarcho-Capitalism

An oxymoronic take on the Anarchist societal model.

By definition, Anarchism is the idea of a stateless society where all people are free and equal. Anarchists oppose societal structures and power structures as a core tenet of their ideology.

Capitalism however, is an economic system that has an inherent power and societal structure where the super-wealthy elites rule over everybody else and control the means of production whilst exploiting the labor of workers for their own gain.

Because of this, Anarcho-Capitalism is an oxymoron and is, rightfully, the laughing-stock of most Anarchist circles.
Anarcho-Capitalism is hypocritical and an oxymoron.
by Super Thicc August 23, 2017
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Captain Clank

Someone in sports who hits the rim/post in a clutch situation.
We could of won in overtime, but Dave hit the post on the field goal attempt. He's known as Captain Clank.
by The Bizzle October 7, 2004
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Captain James

A popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. To make a Captain James: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender "mixes" a Sea Breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others rectum. The bartender then hands a straw to the customer...
'May I have a Captain James? And remember to salt the rim'
by Wicket June 13, 2005
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