the magic button

The magic button is a wondrous part of the female vagina also known as the clit. It is magical because it can make a girl cum very quickly.

Guy- bro that girls magic button was so far up, my foot couldn’t even reach it.

Vaughan- I bet my dick would find it...

Rando- y e s

The Magic button is Also known as clit

by M y s e l f..... September 15, 2019

Buttonface

Similar to "BUTTERFACE"- Whereas everything is good But-Her-Face. This is the same thing but in a guy version whereas everything is good "But-His-Face". So instead of "BUTTER" (But-Her) its "BUTTON" (But-His). It sounds weird if you just say but-his face, so its less obvious if you just call him a Button Face. (they SOund similar)

DAyum girl you see that guy with the muscle shirt, Hat, and Shades?? o wait...**u see the guy w/o his accessories** umm nvm he's a Buttonface

by Marleen Granola July 12, 2006

EASY BUTTON

A slang term for a woman clitoris

"She loves it when you play with her easy button"

"She gets off so quick when you play with her easy button"

by that D girl October 30, 2008

girlfriend button

For any unknowing virgins out there, you fucking leet retards, the girlfriend button is NOT another name for the pause button on your fucking video game controller!!

The girlfriend button, not that you'd ever know, is in fact, another word, for the the clitoris. The clitoris is basically like one of those new fangled garden hoses with a button instead of a knob to turn on the massive flow of liquid. Where in that case you would push the button to water your garden, a clitoris is a button that you would push to water your moustache.

(The vaginal juices have been known to be an excellent fertilizer. In fact, instead of paying out your ass for one of those miracle hair growth formulas for pathetic miserable old fucks, instead, you should simply liberally apply vaginal juices to the affected area.)

Johnny: My girlfriend was feeling rather sluggish this morning. So I primed 'er up by pressing the ol Girlfriend Button. And just like an old car, after a few minutes of diehard trying, she started up with a rumble and a jolt. Terribly bad exhaust as well. Musta been those microwave burritos from 7/11.

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by BioMenace December 9, 2008

rusty brown button

an asshole that hasnt been wahsed or cleaned for 7-10 years

fuk kid, i was gon score this hoooot ass, when i saw she had a rusty brown button!!!!

by sackcrusher9 October 11, 2006

push the button

To make oneself throw up by putting a finger down ones throat. Possibly after a heavy drinking session.

I've drunk too much, I'm going to have to push the button down the toilet or I won't get to sleep.

by charlesmcguffy October 23, 2007

Buttons

A name one calls a dog when one does not know the real name of a dog.

"C'mere Buttons! cmon!"
"His name is Sparky..."
"Atta boy buttons!"

by Shabadoo May 5, 2003