Wakey wakey cheese and bakey

Noun. Breakfast in the hood - wings, fries, salmon patties, pancakes, mexican omelette.

Wakey wakey cheese and bakey! Get some grub in you before you go to the office, my dolla. But let me read my newspaper first.

by Terry Bad Ice September 29, 2017

terry pretzel baker

A solo sexual position that involves an old man placing legs up behind head and double fisting himself

I was walking down the bribie island beach minding my own business when i saw a terry pretzel baker. I almost vomited

by D Punch July 30, 2018

hot damn baked yummy potato

not cole sprouse

wow he’s a hot damn baked yummy potato

by legrinch December 6, 2018

Open Minded Baker

A female baker that derives her baking ability from receiving oral sex. Her full power is achieved after 32 consecutive hours of the act.

Xavierella has issues with job security due to her need for constant cunnilingus, but this is the price you pay for being an open minded baker. The cookies she bakes for subway cause instant orgasm.

by EntrancingBear February 8, 2021

Wake, Bake, and Wade

The act of waking up, smoking herb, and going for a swim.

The purpose of this is to calm you down and relax you. The preferred time for this event is 7-8AM, because it won't be too hot. This can be done alone, or in a small group of no more than 5. Too many people would ruin the relaxed environment. It is acceptable to be in a hot tub instead. It is also acceptable to be nude.

Guy 1: *yawn* Hey last night was great, babe.

Girl 1: You're telling me.
Guy 1: Let's go smoke a bowl by the pool then go in the hot tub.
Girl 1: I'm up for a Wake, Bake, and Wade.

by GodsInfantry August 18, 2010

flake and bake

smoking some herb in the snow

Fuck class, it's time to flake and bake

by jfclay March 11, 2008

Shake and Bake

Refers to a quote someone says when somebody is extremely confident about something.

Jack shoots a half court shot, " shake and bake son"
Tom gets lucky with lucy " shaaake annd baaakee"

by Drymartini December 16, 2012