You is Blind

Something people say when someone is looking at something the wrong way or judges something wrong. Usually said among younger people and city people. The phrase is known for being said in Rush Hour 3.

Jacky: That girl is a solid 9.
Terrell: Nah. You is blind. She’s a 6 at best.

by Colinthe6ixGod November 7, 2020

direction blind

Does a direction which is the opposite of a direction a superior says to you.

John was direction blind in the royal navy where he was told to turn left but he turned right

by Shadow Jr. November 8, 2020

Cheeto Blindness

Too orange to see

Don had a bad case of Cheeto Blindness so he couldn’t see between the white lines.

by Totesmagoots October 3, 2020

Blind bat

n. A douche nozzle driving at night without turning on their car's headlights.

"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"

"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"

by Bachii07 September 18, 2012

Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.

George had practical blindness for summer reading.

by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012

Crayola blind

The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.

Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."

by SoBoard September 11, 2013

Blind running

when you're running on a trail you've never been on and have no idea where it goes/ends

person 1: I just went blind running on the trail near hudson bend!
person 2: how long was it?
person 1: 4 miles, but it was a very scenic run!
person 2: cool cats.

by polarice24 December 30, 2011