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The Boebert

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To receive a handjob at a public theater
Did you hear that Dustin got the Boebert at Aladdin last night?!
by Josh Runs Hawley September 16, 2023
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Boebert

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N: A handjob given in a theater full of families
I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.
by IdolOfMillions September 16, 2023
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boebert

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"She wouldn't go all the way so I had to settle for a quick boebert"
by dnev8730 September 19, 2023
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Lauren Boebert

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-Lor-en Bo-burt (/ˈlɔr.ən ˈboʊ.bɜrt/)
Noun, sexual act,

The act of a female giving an over-the-pants handjob to a male partner, whilst in a dark public setting,
"oh man, I took my Tinder date to the movies and she gave me a Lauren Boebert"
by HankPecker69420 October 3, 2023
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bieberhead

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Hairstyle characterized by sweeping bangs, lack of apparent movement, and androgyny. Popularized by teen singer Justin Bieber. The sort of cultural artifact which will be mocked in 5 years, then will become temporarily fashionable again after 15-20 years. The haircut makes many people think of lesbians.
"Did you meet Kayleen's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah. I thought he'd be a redneck, but he's got a complete bieberhead."
"Like your ex-girlfriend's haircut?"
"True -- but she turned out to be a lesbian. The hairstyle was hot on her, but it's just another fad for teenagers.
by Rusanova November 7, 2010
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Beiber Bowl

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Commonly a shitty haircut, usually found on fags, queers, or mostly, Justin Beiber.
The Beiber Bowl is a hairstyle that will make you from being just-out to just-in!
by TashaToxic1 February 22, 2011
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biebarian

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Researchers that follow the activities of Justin Bieber, aka TMI from TMZ, twitter and other sources. It's well known the Biebarians need a life and a livelihood. Long live the Biebarians!.
Did you know 4 out of 5 Biebarian's use their right hand to wipe their tushies ?
by Mar-10 March 5, 2014
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