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Boatcraft

A sexual act involving the male partner having sex with a female from behind on a moving boat. Upon ejaculation the male partner pushes the girl off the boat and waves her goodbye.
"The poor girl I lured back to my yacht the other night did not enjoy Boatcraft at all, but it's OK...I phoned the Coastguard for her"
by Jeff danger January 3, 2010
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boatraoke

Name for a form of entertainment in which patrons take turns singing the lyrics to prerecorded music via the loud hailer on a sail boat.
Billy, isn't it time for some boatraoke?
by Shanna Lynn May 20, 2010
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Boat Oar

Dude, do you see that girl surrounded by 17 guys?
Yeah, man.
She's totally a boat oar.
by XBubbaBossX September 4, 2011
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Boat Show

When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.

A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."

Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."

Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."

"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
by HoneyBoatShow February 11, 2013
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boat boner

The little man on the boat has a boat boner.

My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.
by The sailor August 1, 2013
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boatneck

Boatneck is a term used for defining a t shirt in which the collar is stretched out usually in the shape of the front or back of a boat. Hence the term Boatneck or yachtneck
I can't wear that shirt it has boatneck. My stop boatbecking my shirts by hanging them on hangers. Areo is famous for boatnecked shirts
by Interboro7 December 30, 2013
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bloatmotional

When you're on your period and cant wear anything nice because you're bloated and will look/feel like a whale so you get emotional then eat salty junk foods that make you more bloated.
Girl on period: "I hate being bloated! I feel gross and nothing looks good on me"

Other girl: "Stop being so bloatmotional."
by thatholdon March 26, 2014
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