emo bastard

Someone who uses the :-\ smiley on AIM.

He used the :-\ smiley? What an emo bastard!

by carlituhuh March 31, 2004

Bastard

A child with no father

Evan is a cunt bastard mother fucker

by Sean January 4, 2003

bastard

One with no parents, or, just an insult or cuss.

That stupid bastard!!

by isisj October 18, 2004

bastardo

a noun, used to describe someone that's a bastard and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots, and should not be used against mentally challenged persons who don't know their father.

Lucy: Ricardo, you fucking bastardo. I hate it when you queefmonger while I'm playing Call of Duty.
Ricardo: I wish you would pay attention to me. I queefmonger because I need love.
Lucy: Maybe I'd love you if you weren't such a premature ejaculator, you bastardo!

by Dykatami March 17, 2010

Twos up on a bastard

Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.

You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome

by Mu11y May 1, 2006

Jack Bastard

A Disillusion Football soccer Supporter From A Knobhead Swansea Footballing Culture, Who Supports Shitty Swansea City, They Also Believe They Are More English Than Welsh.

That Jack Bastard Is A Right Knobhead.

Leighton James Is A Right Self Impressing Jack Bastard.

by Teamian December 14, 2008

Bastards

A group of inbread, scruffy, paki-shagging twats who support a team of wankers called Blackburn. Scum of Lancashire.

No Nay Never. No Nay Never No More, Till We Play Bastard Rovers. No Nay Never, No More!!!

We Hate Bastards!

by Burnley Till I Die June 29, 2008