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Bean Head by Lousie Shalty April 12, 2010
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Bean-bagging
Verb.
When someone comes up to greet you, but instead of shaking your hand they grab your balls. Usually performed by very forward females or athletes.
When someone comes up to greet you, but instead of shaking your hand they grab your balls. Usually performed by very forward females or athletes.
"Hannah was so drunk last night she straight up bean-bagged me"
"A good bean-bagging is quite the treat!"
"A good bean-bagging is quite the treat!"
Bean-bagging by Pterodactyl AKA Meghan August 2, 2007
bean up
verb :
the act of willfully increasing one's legume consumption to induce severe gastrointestinal gaseous output, preferably in a very public place
the act of willfully increasing one's legume consumption to induce severe gastrointestinal gaseous output, preferably in a very public place
Mortified Mom: "OMG, Timmy!!! (Insert thunderous fart, presumably out in public, surrounded by tons of people.) What in the world was that???!!?"
Timmy: "I know! And I didn't even bean up!"
Timmy: "I know! And I didn't even bean up!"
bean up by Cristina FS June 3, 2009
bean ceasar salad
A bean ceasar salad is basically involving the act of tossing the salad (licking someones asshole). In this particular salad, first you lick the asshole, than you add the ceasar dressing I.E. Cum in the asshole. then when you continue to lick it, your partner surprises you by adding beans to the salad. I.E. Shit, poop, mud, brown biscuits, sloppy joe, skat, and or ghandi. Directly into your mouth making a wonderful variety of flavor and bacteria and in your particular case probably those Delicious STD's* as well. Eat on Rhabbi's!
* STD's: Super Tasty Diseases.
* STD's: Super Tasty Diseases.
Erik: Man i was really tossing Patunia's stinky fuckin salad right? but little did i know she made plans for a bean ceasar salad...i mean i still ate it though.
Scooter: Thats Fucked up man! now spread your ass cause im in the mood for some poop sex.
Scooter: Thats Fucked up man! now spread your ass cause im in the mood for some poop sex.
bean ceasar salad by Crumpets McStank August 27, 2007