Mall of America

The biggest Mall in the United States. You think it's big, but then you go and you're like "THIS is what I've been dying to see???" Being a native Minnesotan I never had to go through the dissapointment of seeing the mall for the first time. It's only big because there is an amusement park in the middle and an aquarium in the basement and nightclubs and a theater on the 4th floor.

Chick from Utah: "I'm so excited to go to the Mall of America!"

Chick from Minnesota: "It's nice and all, but don't get your hopes up kid."

*after they arrive*

Chick from Utah: "Fuck this!"

Chick from MN: "Told ya so"

Mall of America by Don'tYaKnow/YouBetcha! April 4, 2010

Soka University of America 

Soka University is a four-year liberal-arts college and graduate school in Aliso Viejo, CA. Half of the students are from the US and half from 40 other countries. SUA is founded upon peace, human rights and the sanctity of life and every student studies abroad for a semester -- it's a requirement for graduation.

SUA fosters "global citizens dedicated to living a contributive life." www.soka.edu

Soka University of America -- One mile from the Pacific Ocean and on the way to making a difference.

Soka University of America by pixide April 15, 2010

Captain America 

Follow the set up for the donkeypunch/Tony Danza maneuver, but after exclaming 'Whos the Boss?!' reach under the bed for the convieniently located trash can lid , grip it ala Captain america style, and knock that bitch over the head while yelling ' CAPTAIN AMERICA'

She though the Captain america was bad, good thing i didnt do the Iron Man

Captain America by Sam Wohlfeil December 28, 2005

Fuck America 

the sooner you pull your head out of your ass the happier you'll be. i guaruntee it.

grab your head, pull it out of your ass. it's easy.

Fuck America by the "man that they call barry's" girlfriend March 14, 2005

Miss prostitute America 

The winner every year of the Miss prostitute America pageant from contestants from each state. they have to be under 25 and a working prostitute. Started to improve the image of prostitutes.

How got to be Miss prostitute America this year?

Miss prostitute America by Deep blue 2012 September 29, 2009

Confederate States of America 

A very lazy country, hates hard work, unlike the Soviet Union. That's why they steal innocent people from Liberia and use them as slaves.

Teacher: What's the Confederate States of America?
Me: A very lazy country
Teacher: Correct!
Class: laughs because they are proud to be in the Union

Confederate States of America by LMgamer36 October 5, 2020

President of the United States of America 

Just another politician.

Ignorant man: ''The President of the United States of America is going to give a speech, we must all gather around and watch... shhhh shhh!!''

Cynic:<Arnold slaps ignorant man>: ''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!''

President of the United States of America by TruthHurts187 March 30, 2013