cooper likes over-aged women

cooper is a 15 year old boy who likes over aged women because anytime he sees a woman of age 50+ he gets super hard and his massive wings allow him to fly over and rizz up the moderately grandma lookin ah woman

Cooper: oh my, I'm so hard for granny over there.
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much

by CraZYDuck25 February 3, 2025

middle aged baddie

juan

yo not gonna lie you’re a middle aged baddie

by wrld69 August 14, 2022

thumb sucking at an old age

when you still suck your thumb at an old age such as 5-11

me: I suck my thumb. Them: oh so u have a thumb sucking at an old age me: yes

by JON DOH7487387847847 March 31, 2022

Driving age

The age you can Drive

I can't Wait for me being at the Driving age

by 459395 March 6, 2022

Zed's age

10 yrs old

Do you know zed is a chuuni who pretends to be 10k yrs old when Zed's age is actually 10 yrs old

by Wheeloppa September 16, 2021

Age of Resentment

The time period when your sexual assault charges are actually liable.

Person 1. Get this, this chick is really charging me for sexual assault. It's only because I have money now.
Person 2. Wasn't this like thirty years ago? She said clearly she didn't want the trouble and she still loved you.
Person 1. Yeah, she is way passed her age of resentment

by Papa Jackson February 22, 2018

age-related mood disorder

A mood disorder characterized by people getting grumpier and having a shorter fuse as they get older.

My parents are currently experiencing a mild form of age-related mood disorder

by Sexydimma January 26, 2015