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E.T.'s Asshole

that guy over there looks like E.T.'s Asshole!
by richardskull October 19, 2009
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Teddy bear Asshole

A person who is overly candid, but means to do no harm.

One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.

Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.
"John always makes people angry with his political views, but he is just a teddy bear asshole."

"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.
by Jambo Truthbomb July 25, 2011
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A compliment asshole

Someone who compliments you but clearly doesn't mean it.
"Hey, Mark. That was a great performance. Very loud."
"Hey, Stephanie. do you know Mark? He is such a compliment asshole."
by tautau the bice October 2, 2014
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A FULL ARSHOLE

a full areshole is complely different from a general arsehole. the full areshole takes arshole'ism to a whole new level. it is usually used to descrie an arshole of the extreme sorts
by rbkakndy.x May 28, 2015
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tight as assholes

Someone who does not want to spend money
Craig will not pay for a beer because he is tight as assholes
by Dlarmstrong December 13, 2017
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Jesus Christ up the asshole

Someone so religious that they would take Jesus' dick up the asshole if the bible said so.
Dude your girlfriend would take Jesus Christ up the asshole before you.
by John OHHH YEAH January 25, 2009
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What an asshole...

1. In the context of a conversation:
a)A way of commenting that a third party is an asshole
b)An under-the-breath muttering in response to some offense, essentially a roundabout way of calling the offender an "asshole." Can be used seriously or for humor.
2. In the context of a single party speaking: A way of recognizing that the previous comments made were insensitive.
Allan:...and then Kareem punched me in the balls
Nish: what an asshole...

Kareem: Oh shit, I just spilled coffee on your laptop
Allan: What an asshole...

Kareem: Your relationship is doomed to fail
Vaishnavi: What an asshole...

Kareem: I'm sorry.. I couldn't hold it in...
Natsuki: What an asshole...

Kareem: ...but then I slapped her. What an asshole.
by aznhazmat February 1, 2009
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