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mary-kate and ashley

Underage girl that would be worth the jail time to nail.
I'd mary-kate and ashley your sister anytime!
by Jammindy July 8, 2007
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professional asshole

Someone who makes a living by being an asshole. Often used to refer to cable news or talk radio political commentators whose primary objective is to say the most outrageous, off the wall, inflammatory things about their political opponents or their supporters
Rush Limbaugh has made a career out of being a professional asshole.

Stephen Colbert is not a professional asshole, but he plays one on TV.
by wayward2 January 25, 2008
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Ashley

A person that likes to randomly get pissed at you for no reason.
*Ashley gets angry cause she cant find her rubber*
John: haha clam down
Ashley: Stop fucking telling me to calm down! You tell me to calm down for no reason when im not even angry.
John; fuck bro you need anger managment.
by Zuppppp May 27, 2008
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genuine asshole

A person containing personality traits similar to a douche bag, homo, and/or a bafufnick. These genuine asshole's usual dwell around rich, snobby towns such as, Glastonbury CT. One of the most well known "genuine asshole's is Andrew Hasset, who currently lives in Glastonbury. These, "genuine asshole's", are very dangerous and will verbally attack anyone that they see. GA can also be used for the word, "genuine asshole".
guy: hey man, could you tell me how to get to the nearest gas station?
andrew hasset: wtf man. Get the fuck away from me before i call the cops.
guy:dude i just need some directions, you dont have to be such a genuine asshole about it.
by GA hater February 18, 2009
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ashley dupre

A young, attractive call girl who was given immunity for her actions in the Elliot Spitzer scandal.

Although extremely hot she has an awful hip hop single that can only be described as SHIT... but it has made her an estimated 1.4 million dollars even though she's been in the spot light for only 5 days.
At this early stage of the scandal we still know very little about Dupre other then the info we get from her myspace page. (Or the 100's that have already been faked in her honor). Only time will tell if her pictures are correct in describing her looks. This may be bigger then the OJ trial.
Damn bro, that whore ashley dupre really cant sing... but she must suck a mean cock... she brought a governor down.
by Agntagnt March 15, 2008
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mary kate and ashley

1)Overrated
2)No talent-no acting skills whatsoever.
3)Have done no work to deserve the level of success they have-they made "full house" just because they didn't CRY when they held them up, then they plaed the baby, who only had like 2 lines per episode.
3) Had 500 other people guide theuir"careers". Dualstar was founded and run by other people, but mary-kate and ashley are in the movies, so it's successful.
4)same with their clothing line. It was founded and is run by someone else. Once in a while they PICK OUT CLOTHING. THAT'S IT.
5)Always makes the same kind of movies with the same plot because they can't act.
6)People like them and they are successful only because of their "good-girl twin" image.
The Olsens became billionaires for being twins.
by dfsdfsd May 4, 2005
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asshole

1. My asshole hurts.
2. You are such an asshole, Dylan.
by Stuckinthe90s January 20, 2009
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