jack tard

person who is being stupid or just fuckin retarded
"Dude, Stop being such a fucking Jack tard!"
by Tanezza May 05, 2010
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jack the slack

To masturbate, aka to jack off, jerk off, burp the worm
by EpicEric26 January 18, 2018
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Choke-Jack

The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).

Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!

As seen on "Nip Tuck"
"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"

"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"

"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"
by toastyOO January 23, 2010
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Jack Carabini

The king of YouTube with 50 subs, JackStrikerYT is an epic gamer who loves his skittles. Jack is the starting winger for skerries cc rugby (credit to his dad for starting him every game) and student council member. He is yet to make a tackle for either rugby team and hasn't scored but he has managed to catch the ball occasionally. He hates cheese but likes pepperoni pizza.
by Jammms November 30, 2021
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doing a jack

the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends

the act of living in a freezer
boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"

boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"
by izamberie August 17, 2015
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Jack That Pig

Jack that pig is used to enlighten success. Anytime you have accomplished something you can use jack that pig in an excited, manly voice to let people know. See it used in a sentence for further clarification.
I really gave that girl some good sex last night, I really know how to jack that pig!
by Teamcletus November 23, 2018
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Jack Kerens

He is amazing

He is so much fun to be around

Just him being their some how makes my day

Class with him is funny since he always has something to say

He is......thicc like thicker than some girls in are grade

He is super sweet and caring

And he will get everything he will want in life
Jack Kerens
by S.A.V.A.G.E February 28, 2020
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