max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected
Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."
by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017
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New York Minute

An extremely short period of time; a few seconds; the time it takes for "everything to change" or "things to get pretty strange" for a New Yorker.

Song "New York Minute" by DON HENLEY recording as a SOLO ARTIST and not as a MEMBER OF *THE EAGLES* as some have suggested.
In a New York Minute everything can change, in a New York Minute things can get pretty strange.
by Trancengineer August 29, 2018
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Minute Leech

A person who takes their sweet time and pays zero regard for what other people have to do, then tries to come up with valid excuses about why they were taking their sweet time but their excuses are wrong
The Minute Leech missed the boat because she was walking slowly on purpose.
by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 23, 2017
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Minute Moonshine

Alcohol in ether, used as an inhalant to become incredibly drunk for a number of minutes, followed by sobriety.
"Here, take a hit of this minute moonshine."
"Sure." *Stumbles around and does stupid shit*

-Five minutes later-

"How are you feeling?"
"Pretty good. Sober now, though."
by Poiven February 08, 2012
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Vin-minute

a dictation of time-can last anywhere between 60 seconds and 7 to 12 business days
"yeah I'll join you in a Vin-minute" {next day}-"where'd you guys go"
by that one guy in the room December 04, 2022
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3 minute rage

To take something meant to keep you partying all night long, go it hard as fuck for 3 minutes and proceed to pass out for 4 hours while still wearing training wheels. Can also include finishing a dj set and in the final 3 minutes proceed to pass out by face planting on the turntables.
Potter popped, and 3 minutes later asked for a quiet place to sleep because he would wake up when it kicked in. 4 hours later he woke up still wearing his training wheels. Man that dude knows how to rock out a 3 minute rage.
by boater brigade April 14, 2008
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I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.
by BuffaloBill555 August 02, 2021
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