bitch friend

In all actuallity, a contradictory term because of the difficulty of having a friend like this. But it is a prior friend who has recently got a girlfriend or fuck friend and ditches you and your old friends to have sex with his prospective partner, who he believes will be with forever... loser. In all honestly, we all potentially have these in different degrees as we all know, sex is awesome and in our attempts to both combine sex with our good friends we finally determine it is an impossibility. Basically experience with these succupuses or succubuses will bring us all back to reality.

Bitch friends come to light around the end of high school and throughout college

by Caladonia February 8, 2008

Abstinant Friend

The one person out of a large group of friends who does not drink, do drugs,is the designated driver,attends Christian Camp,and plans to save sex for the right time.

Kelly: Hey, we're getting smashed tonight, Aiight?
Trishelle: Chyeah...Oh wait, someone needs to be the Designated Driver!
Kelly: Dont worry, we'll bring Sarah.
Trishelle: Why?
Kelly: Cause she's our abstinant friend.

by Sarah McNasty December 19, 2008

fallback friend

The "friend" you go to when you have no one else to hang out with, whom you would never talk to otherwise.

Michelle: "Well, Kayla just ditched me and I don't want to stand here like an idiot. I guess I'll go talk to Janice, my fallback friend."

by FOSHOYO May 20, 2008

guy friend

A guy that listens to his girl friend any time she needs an ear, no matter how bad it breaks his heart that she's crying over another guy when he knows she would be completely happy with him at whatever cost on his part. He's always there when no one else is, just to watch her go find another jerk to stomp on her self-esteem. But, nonetheless, he stays and waits to be the shoulder she cries on. Every girl claims she wants this kind of guy yet most go and find some kind of manwhore to make them cry. But eventually, at one point in time, they see it. They secretly fall for this guy, their best friend. But he may have already given up. Or they may think,"He's just being nice... He's like that to everyone." or,"I don't want to let out how I feel about him because then it could ruin our friendship."

It seems that everyone else can see whats going on, but not the two people actually involved.

You see, that friendship doesnt work. They end up liking each other, just maybe not at the same time. This kind of relationship kills people.

Guys and girls can never be "friends".

Basically any guy friend and girl friend relationship you've ever seen.

by Gir loves muffins September 17, 2006

imaginary friend

a living person who you talk to constantly but never see them.

i wish i could see my imaginary friend

by humhumhumhum July 27, 2010

fake friend

someone who talks to you and acts like they're ok with you, yet you notice them lying about you and to you. someone who lowers your self- esteam on purpose. a person who ignores your thoughts and pretends to be cool with you when they need you. this person will talk behind your back, use you, and destroy your social life, they will make you feel depressed, call you a pussy, take advantage of you because they're bigger than you.

You never want a fake friend. i just let go of around 3 of them, assholes can burn in hell for all i care. they're gonna get what they deserve in the future.

by BobTheTHird November 25, 2009

Friend Zone

A place where Aphrodite condemns the souls of people with dating double-standards.

Bob: "I can't believe Ashley (skinny, popular girl) put me in the Friend Zone! I was nice to her all this time, and she still says we're just 'friends!' But friendship is what a a romantic relationship is built on!"

Kaylee (overweight, average-looking girl): "Well Bob, you and me are friends too, and I'm single."

Bob: I... uh... erm..... but I don't wanna ruin our friendship Kaylee.

by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2017