ke$ha shower

when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.

'whoa man you reek of cheap cologne!'
'yeah, i woke up late so only had time for a ke$ha shower'

by glittershitter May 28, 2012

Hot poo shower

When you take a steaming smelly poo and proceed to take a hot shower before the smell dissipates from the bathroom fermenting the poo smell as you cleanse yourself Aka "hot poo shower"

Last night I found myself having a hot poo shower, I don't feel entirely clean.

by BJ Scottie Boy April 17, 2015

Lady Flower Pain Shower

First used on the Comedy Central show Tosh.0, this is a reference to hitting a female in the genitalia. Daniel Tosh claimed that it was unfair that only men could be hit in the Genitals, and came up with a montage of female "nut shots"

Daniel Tosh: Game Ovaries! G-Spot Shot! Soreous Clitoris! Lady Flower Pain Shower!

Me: Hahahaha.

by jAk3333. January 25, 2011

sink shower

A substitution for a shower when there is not enough time for a full shower, but you still have some mad bedhead. In order to take a sink shower, stick your head under the faucet and turn it on. If done right, your girlfriend won't be able to tell the difference.
Some deodorant may also be necessary to complete the illusion.

Girl: Wow, I like your hair today. What did you do?
Guy: To be honest, I just went for the sink shower.
Girl: That's nasty.
Guy: What was I supposed to do? We had 5 minutes and my hair looked like a mushroom.

Guy: I'm gonna go grab a sink shower before we go.
Guy 2: Hellz yeah.

by The Fourth Tenor June 22, 2008

Golden Shower

Some times:
The act of peeing on a significant other shows loyalty, honest and belong to someone that's dear to you shows vulnerability and faithfulness , peeing on someone show your longing, care for, faithfulness, how much there wanted by you
Primal Animalist Love:
mark their territory to signal “ownership” and to advertise sexual receptivity and availability.

My love show me true love with a golden shower to express we belong to one other

by Thinking man Balthasar July 4, 2022

ballymun shower

The dousing of a knacker in lynx , in place of an actual shower

"I'l be wih ya in a sec lads just gonna have a ballymun shower"

by Sir-Drinksalot May 20, 2008

turkish shower

the act of putting on cologne to mask body odor, instead of showering or bathing.

"yea baby i DID shower today, I took a Turkish Shower!"

by Eden Muslimman September 27, 2008