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irritable vowel syndrome

Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"
I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.
by QuacksO September 24, 2017
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Harry & Megan Syndrome

When one goes to extraordinary lengths to draw attention to oneself to claim to be a victim.
"i can't believe he is acting that way. He must be suffering Harry & Megan Syndrome
by anonymous May 19, 2023
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Robinhood Syndrome

A situation where systemic injustice is addressed (taking from the rich or powerful, as in the Robin Hood story), but it comes at a human cost that still evokes sympathy.
Luigi Mangione shot the United Healthcare CEO - they're all a bunch of crooks that have hurt so many people, they had it coming - this is justice served, but at the same time I can't help but feel bad for him and his family; I think I have "Robinhood Syndrome"
by cozjfs December 12, 2024
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SNAH syndrome

Still Not A Herring syndrome. Chronic condition where a human person still isn't a herring.
It's official, I have SNAH syndrome and I'm just not sure what to do anymore.
by aya winning son? August 8, 2022
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Pikesville Syndrome

the pikesville syndrome: a peculiar and repulsive, but growing, mental illness defined by malignant narcissism accompanied by fetid self-absorption, unearned self-righteousness, blind faith and casual racism. pikesville maryland is the epicenter of the Dunning-Kruger effect and they will let you know it within seconds. self-reflection is against the law there. taking responsibility for one's own action is considered bad form. stealing is an art. treachery is what's for dinner.
"can you believe that Pikesville person just took food out of my shopping cart cut in front of me in line and farted the stench of rotten flesh while calling me a lazy illegal?" "don't worry about. it's the Pikesville Syndrome. those people are not actually people"
by docstrangelove May 25, 2022
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Soto Syndrome

Mental condition that involves Intentionally spreading illness, purposefully infecting others with a contagious disease or sickness. This behavior can involve actions such as coughing or sneezing on others, smoking with others in a social setting, lying about having your illness, or intentionally exposing others to pathogens.Intentionally spreading illness is considered harmful and unethical, as it puts others at risk of illness and death.
He promised me he wasn’t sick when I smoked with him, turns out he has Soto Syndrome and intentionally got me sick.
by Schlute March 30, 2024
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Jodie Comer syndrome

A woman so attractive, everyone is sexually attracted to her, regardless of previous sexuality.
"That girl was so hot, she gave me Jodie Comer syndrome."
by Goose_Moose May 3, 2024
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