A rounded portable object that can come in a large variety of sizes, textures, firmness, bounciness, etc. Hard balls include bowling balls, handballs, cricket balls, and basketballs. Soft balls include stress balls, rubber balls, foam balls. There can be decorations on the balls, such as the grooves of a basketball or the pentagonal black-and-white pattern on a soccer ball. Balls are usually used when playing a certain type of sport, for fitness/weightlifting, or for yoga. They can even be fun to play with! You can play w/ balls with a friend, a group of friends, or by yourself. Sometimes balls give you concussions if they hit you on the head, so make sure to not throw a heavy or hard ball and to avoid and unfriend anyone who throws one! Balls can even be used by animals, such as dogs. Ever heard of the game fetch? It's when an owner of a dog throws a ball into a distance, and the dog attempts to run towards it and retrieve it, and thus the game repeats itself. It's quite fun actually, but it's sad when you don't have any dogs to play the game with, like me. Hence you could try playing fetch with your friend or younger brother; I assure you, you will have a spectacular time!
PS. If you ever are lucky enough to possess a ball, make sure to take good care of it. Wash and groom it every day, play with it with special care, and most importantly: do not let it fall into a bush or into a ditch! I recommend you to label your ball and put it somewhere safe, eg your pocket or bag.
PS. If you ever are lucky enough to possess a ball, make sure to take good care of it. Wash and groom it every day, play with it with special care, and most importantly: do not let it fall into a bush or into a ditch! I recommend you to label your ball and put it somewhere safe, eg your pocket or bag.
A: Hey! I brought a ball to school today!
B: Omigod!!! Can we play??
A: Yeah, let's play fetch- you can be the dog and I can be the owner !!
B: Fun!
B: Omigod!!! Can we play??
A: Yeah, let's play fetch- you can be the dog and I can be the owner !!
B: Fun!
by The quanman November 4, 2019
Get the ballmug. by Blaos684 October 30, 2017
Get the Ballesmug. jiggle balls is an original song produced by William jiggleton, where the lyrics are "jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the balls, oh what fun it is to jiggle, jiggle all the balls, HEY!" and then repeat
by seffle mcuken October 9, 2023
Get the jiggle ballsmug. (Noun): When you're at the urinal, and your "undercarriage" or "berries" are simply too big to get out of the zipper of your pants, but you get them out anyway - thus "Pandora's Balls" have been released and cannot easily be put back where they came from.
Both at urinal
Steve: Holy shit man! You've unleashed Pandora's Balls!!! Do you need me to call the Paramedics??
Rick: NO! it is I alone who must live with and rectify this cruel fate!
Steve: Holy shit man! You've unleashed Pandora's Balls!!! Do you need me to call the Paramedics??
Rick: NO! it is I alone who must live with and rectify this cruel fate!
by ronckheim st. bibbins May 22, 2025
Get the Pandora's Ballsmug. Miller: Martha, I would love to drop my balls into a tight place.
Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.
Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.
by stinkbloom November 5, 2011
Get the sink two ballmug. A moving truck operated by moving the Austin, TX-based moving company American Red Ball. A Red Ball Texas Flyer refers to a moving truck containing the possessions of someone fleeing Texas, usually a skeezy dude running from his third or fourth wife after his pissed her off one time too many.
I'm driving this Red Ball Texas Flyer to New Orleans on a half a tank of gas.
I'm skipping town tomorrow with a Red Ball Texas Flyer.
I'm skipping town tomorrow with a Red Ball Texas Flyer.
by Jilly_Bean_1522 February 18, 2022
Get the Red Ball Texas Flyermug. by Z0mbii hunta August 12, 2024
Get the juggernaut ballsmug.