Fat Cock

the thig that make girls become lesbian

Guy; *Has sex*
Girl; OH MY GAWD IM BLEADING ON THE INSIDE
Guy; sorry that my fat cock was to much
Girl; Fuck men

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

Cock-hobbled

Term referring to a rare phenomenon that can occur when men put the effort and attention into understanding what satisfies their sexual partners needs. The phenomenon is described as a sexual performance being so enjoyable that it misleads the individual into believing they’ve developed romantic feelings for the (often medium ugly to desirable looking) man responsible for providing them with such a pleasurable experience. This occurrence is due to the resulting level of fondness caused by such a satisfying sexual ability, as these high levels of fondness for a man are otherwise only ever experienced as result of a combination of present factors involved in the relationship dynamic with a man. Factors include emotional intimacy, sexual tension, sexual engagement, a vague or lack of displayed/interpretable sense of a man’s character enabling the mislead individual to project whatever ideal narrative into said man, etc. Inverse of the term hobble-cocked.

Damn, that guy really had me cock-hobbled for a while there. I was bending over backwards for a drop kick guy whose only skill also involved me bending over. That’s why The dangers of good dick game, not unlike their dick, are not to be taken lightly.

by Cuntstruck July 24, 2024

Candle Cock

When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye

Bro my girl won't talk to me after I gave her a candle cock

by Thetallmf September 3, 2017

Cock Slop

cock slop - a mixture of pre-cum, excess saliva, and nasal mucus that forms in the mouth of a person performing prolonged fellatio and often steadily seeps out of their lips and onto the exposed parts of the male genitalia. It is useful as a lubricant for further handling of the penis or for coitus.

He sucked his buddy's penis for so long that cock slop covered his buddy's lower shaft and entire scrotum.

by Rube Goalberg October 9, 2025

Cock fight

When you and a friend whip out your cocks and start sword fighting each other.

Me:Me and James had a cock fight yesterday

John:Oh wow that’s so sick!

by George Looney IV December 2, 2022

Metamorphic Cock

Similar to a Metamorphic Rock, but with the male genitalia instead of the rock.

I’ve heard he’s got one hell of a metamorphic cock!

by MetamorphicCockMan March 22, 2020

Convoy Cock

When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.

Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!

Made a right mess on the steering wheel!

by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021